Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Page #5
Yeah.
CHUCK:
Uh-huh.Oh, your niece.
CHUCK:
Divorced? Really?I didn't know she got married.
Yes?
Hi, Tuvia.
Well, if it isn't
Strawberry Dick Barris.
- What do you want?
- Ha ha ha!
I'm back in town for a while,
and I thought maybe...
TUVIA:
Jesus,you gotta be kidding.
CHUCK:
We could go outand get an ice cream cone.
He's so convincing
when he's... Heh heh...
when he's talkin' with you...
of anything, you know?
He's one of
the very few guys...
I'd like to have on my side
in a street fight.
CHUCK:
You wanna fight,you big pile of sh*t?
[Thud]
[Grunting and shouting]
You're a pretty angry
young fella.
though.
CHUCK:
Hey. Screw off. Queen.Don't think I haven't seen you
watching me...
in that bar for a week now.
Kind of a loner, I'd say.
Fairly bright,
a tad antisocial.
Mad at the world.
Can I buy you lunch?
[Sighs] Look, there's
a schoolyard half a block down.
Why don't you go trollin' there?
JIM:
I can teach youto kill a man with
a single blow, Mr. Barris.
It might help
in future bar fights.
Just a thought.
Oh, and there's money in it...
good money.
CHUCK:
I figureif I can keep afloat...
until I come up with
the next game show idea...
then all would be copacetic.
That sounds great, Chuck.
I've never known
a television producer before.
I'm impressed.
[Chuckles] Yeah. OK.
What's this money and a deal
you were talking about?
JIM:
I workfor a government agency.
We're always looking for good,
enthusiastic men...
to help us carry out
our directives.
What kind of work?
What government agency?
Problem-solving work.
The Office
of Diplomatic Security.
[Laughs] Office of what?
Is that the f***in' CIA
or something?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
JIM:
Please be discreet,Mr. Barris.
[Whispers] Jesus.
Is this the f***in' CIA?
Yeah. Hell, I'll be a spy.
Where do I sign up?
Are you f***in' with me?
You're f***in' with me,
aren't you?
JIM:
Hardly.And you wouldn't be working
for the company.
You'd be an independent
contract agent.
Independent.
No official tie to any agency.
Understand?
Why me?
Well, as you know,
I've been watching you.
For quite some time, actually.
I've only let you know about it
for the last week.
I'm happy to report
you fit our profile, Mr. Barris.
Are you interested in the work?
What's the profile?
JIM:
Are you interestedin the work, Mr. Barris?
Yeah, sure.
A contract agent, whatever.
Get to f*** beautiful
Eastern European women...
What we do is very serious,
Mr. Barris.
It's essential in quelling
the rise of comunism...
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