College Page #3
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
Dude, I am so going.
MAN:
(SINGING) I gotta moveWhile the streets ahead are sunny
Fall in love with some honey
Oh, mama
I gotta move
It's time I broke out into the open
You know I'll settle down again some day
Dude, this is definitely better
than the brochure!
KEVIN:
Yeah, man,I've got a good feeling about this.
Good feeling? What kind of good feeling?
Like your-boy-Carter's-gonna-get-laid
kind of feeling?
'Cause I have that feeling too, and I love it!
I don't know, man, just everything.
I'm ready to have fun.
Yeah, man, good!
Positive vibes. Positive vibes.
Okay, Kev, it says here that the campus
tour is at 12:
30 tomorrow afternoon.And there's a pre-frosh reception tonight
before dinner in the main...
Okay, that's enough!
That is enough. No more.
That's our schedule for the weekend!
Dude, Morris, f*** schedules, man!
We're in college now.
You know what that means?
No parents! No curfew! Free f***ing beer!
It does not get any better than this!
Except for that.
Dude, slow down, slow down.
Hey, what's up, ladies?
You on your way to class?
No. We just like carrying all these books
around for fun.
(LAUGHING) Right!
A girl's got to read, huh? Awesome.
So, look, we're in town for the weekend,
and we were just kind of wondering
if you guys could, I mean, I don't know,
show us around?
New guys, huh?
What college are you visiting from?
No, no, see, we're not in college.
- We're actually still in high school.
- CARTER:
What the f***?- I hate you so much!
- Stop it!
You're crushing my testicles!
- What my friend meant to say was...
- F*** off!
All righty then. I'll see you guys later.
Hey, green shirt, if I give you $5 right now,
would you fart in a can
and let me just keep it in my bedroom?
I'll never open it! I promise.
These dorms are whack.
Why do we have to stay here?
You don't have to, Carter.
This is where the admissions board
put me and Kevin.
Look, I got a cousin who's a legacy
in one of the fraternities.
I'm sure if we go there, they'll hook us up.
- Yeah, my parents would love that.
- Yeah.
Enough, you guys! Look, I don't see
what's so bad about this, Carter.
(MAN MOANING)
(WHIPPING ON TV)
- What?
- ALL:
God!- Hi.
- Hey, there.
I'm Morris.
I'm Kevin, Kevin Brewer,
prospective freshman.
We're supposed to be staying in your room
this weekend.
Right.
Look, fellows, I'm gonna need about
So just come back later.
Probably just working out.
Yeah, he's just working out one of these.
- Disgusting!
- How's that frat house sound, guys?
Pretty good? Awesome.
KEVIN:
Okay, dude, do you actually knowwhere you're going?
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