College Page #2
Dude, is that the kind of sh*t
you would say to Gina?
God! No wonder she dumped your ass.
You're f***ing lame.
- What's up, fellows?
- What's up, Fletcher?
What's up with Negative Nancy over here?
Gina dumped him.
He's having a breakdown.
Cool. So are you guys going on some sort
of road trip to Fieldmont this weekend?
- I don't think I'm going anymore.
- That's too bad.
I just went there last weekend
to visit my bro.
I almost didn't make it back.
"Almost didn't make it back"?
Dude, it's just college.
Yeah, yeah, just college.
Yeah, see, that's what I thought, too.
And then I went,
and I'm telling you guys right now,
it is f***ing nuts, man. It's retarded.
Why? What happened?
You guys want to know?
Basically, this is how it went down.
I didn't sleep for three days, okay?
I don't have any money left
in my bank account.
I maxed out my parents' credit card,
which was only supposed
to be used in case of an emergency.
I lost my cell phone,
which is actually my dad's cell phone.
and the credit card.
which I thought was a big fat joint.
Still got high. Stole a car,
got in a bar fight, ate some goldfish.
Played naked Frisbee, did some whip-its,
wet my brother's bed twice.
Sh*t my pants, once,
but please don't tell anyone,
'cause I'm kind of embarrassed about that.
Saw two girls make out.
With tongue! With tongue!
Watched my brother's roommates
eat as many cheeseburgers as they could
until one of them puked.
Found a tattoo on my lower back
of a unicorn.
Figure I'll just tell people
it's some sort of killer unicorn.
You know? So it doesn't seem so gay.
I laughed. I cried. Fell in love.
Yeah, and did I mention earlier
that I got laid?
Three times. Different girls, yeah.
So all in all, I'd say it was pretty much
the best weekend of my f***ing life.
Yeah.
Dude, you should go.
What if I could have a weekend like that,
a weekend like Fletcher's?
How? No way.
Who knows if he's even telling the truth?
Come on, man. What if he was?
You heard him.
All the craziness, the partying, the sex,
the drinking, it sounds incredible.
You know, maybe I'll even get a tattoo.
Wait, you're joking, right?
You got me, Kev. That's a good one.
Partying, drinking, sex. Up top.
I'm not kidding, Morris.
You know, maybe Gina's right, I'm no fun.
A weekend like Fletcher's
is exactly what I need.
Kev, having some crazy weekend
to get back at Gina is a really bad idea.
Or a really good idea,
and I say go for it.
B*tch.
You know what? I'm gonna go for it.
In fact, I'm gonna have a better weekend
than Fletcher.
Yes!
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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