Colin Quinn: The New York Story Page #5
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- 2016
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No, okay. Ill take it.
The fire department started in 1845.
They said, We need guys
that are willing to run into flames
and drag souls out
of the torments of hell,
and then sit around, 12 of you,
and have supper together every night.
Theyre like, Ive seen that picture
my whole life. Id love to do it.
The police department
started the same time.
They said, We need you to find people,
drag em to a small, dark room,
smack em into confession...
until they absolve themselves
of punishment.
Theyre like, They did that to me
my whole life. Ill do that to people.
When people say,
Why were all the New York cops Irish?
Cause the police academy
was Catholic school.
but a good cop should have
the listening skills of a good bartender
and the unpredictable violence of a nun.
-Now... So...
The Irish...
Like, you can tell when
you compliment somebody from New York,
the Irish influence.
You're like, Nice haircut.
They're like, F*** you,
whats wrong with it?
You're like, "No."
I said it was nice.
I know what you meant.
So the Irish ran New York
for about 40 years.
Then 1880, the Jews show up.
And... I think its safe to say most
of the Jews have not physically recovered
from their boat trip.
Theyre still...
Somethin about that boat. Theyre still
kind of seasick if you talk to them.
Its genetically passed down
over the generations.
A little nauseous. How was the trip?
It was hot. Thats how it was.
The Jews were the only immigrant group
that wanted to be checked
for tuberculosis at Ellis Island.
Dont let em touch me
with a stethoscope. Theyll send me home.
The Jews are like, Excuse me.
You missed this whole section.
Im wondering why.
Youre supposed to be a doctor.
They love their doctor.
They came and they worked
the sweatshops when they came over.
They had to work--
All the sweatshops were all Jews.
They were the earliest union organizers.
They started all the unions.
Cause I guarantee
somebody must have said,
We need volunteers to complain
about conditions. Is there any--"
Every hand shot up. I was gonna
do it anyway. Make it official.
And...
The Jews dont even consider it complaint.
Theyre just inquiring
why you would do it that way
when there might be an alternative.
Cause they...
They came here to not talk.
Remember, theyre like, Dont talk.
The pogroms of Europe traumatized--
it drove them crazy.
I just wanna ask one question.
If they tell me to shut up, Ill shut up.
And they looked around, you know.
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