Club Dread Page #3

- I'm six-one.

- Cool!

Oh, don't worry about him.

He's Coconut Pete's nephew, so he

thinks he can get away with murder.

At least assault

with a deadly wet one.

- [Whistle Blowing] Who wants to limbo?

- Limbo! Limbo!

[Cheering]

I'll show you the ropes

at the club tonight.

Look for me.

I'll be the cute chick behind the bar.

[Roy]

Attention:
Frankie back to Hollywood!

- Dude, whatever.

- Dude, this is you! This is you!

[Chattering Continues, Indistinct]

- Bend it, don't break it.

- I'll bend anything. I'm gettin'

so f***in laid tonight.

- ## [Dance]

- [Chattering, Indistinct]

[Man]

Yeah, drink, sugar! Chug it down!

Chug it down for me!

[Man Over P.A.] Hey, what's up there,

you foxes and cockses?

Here comes Coconut Pete!

[Cheering]

Hey, am I go. You must be Lars.

Coconut Pete. Hey, man, I really appreciate

you bringing me into your life circle.

Pleasure's all mine. Say, I hear

good things about your fingers.

Is that a tranquillity blouse?

Yeah, it is. It's actually the same one

you wore on your album cover.

"Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations"?

I read a 1977 interview

where you said that...

the teal and blue really kept

you focused during the tough times.

That sounds like something

I said back in '77.

I guess nobody told you, but, uh...

you're supposed to wear

the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty.

Oh, yeah, they did, but it's actually

kind of hot in here...

and it was kind of

wadded up on the ground...

just put the goddamn thing on.

Hank, give Lars a hand, will ya?

Oh, yeah.

- Thanks, Hank.

- Hey, Coco Pete, I have

a present for you, my friend.

- You see the beautiful flower

in the yellow dress?

- Mmm!

[Coconut Pete]

She's in full bloom.

She said she saw you in Tucson

three years ago, 14th row.

Excuse me, but weren't you

at one of my shows?

U of A, '99?

- Yeah!

- I remember you! You were in the...

Don't tell me... 15th row.

- Fourteenth row!

- I have a pictographic memory

for pretty faces.

Well, hey, how about the grand tour?

- Yeah, sure.

- Right this way.

Hey, buddy!

Ah, Jesus Christ!

That's tequila!

I was doubles partners

with Andre Agassi for an entire week.

I'm the one who taught 'Dre

to play C*cks and Quarters.

If you can believe it,

he'd never played C*cks and Quarters.

Wow. That's interesting.

- Yeah, it's... Well, it's...

- Hey, snow bunny!

- Give me a Drambuie, neat.

- You got it.

Well, all alone, huh? Well, don't worry.

"No woman, no cry," right, mon?

Actually, I was quite engaged

until you bullied your way in here.

Yeah, I heard you. Something about, uh,

C*cks and Quarters?

You know, we have that game in the States

too, except we call it Hide the Sausage.

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