Club Dread

Synopsis: Broken Lizard is surrounded by limber, wanton women on a booze-soaked island resort owned by Coconut Pete, a rock star has-been. But the non-stop party takes a turn for the weird when dead bodies start turning up. Everyone begins to look suspicious. Could it be Sam, of the Fun Police brigade, who is quick-on-the-trigger with his tequila-loaded Super Soaker; Jenny, the over-sexed fitness instructor; Juan, the flamboyant diving instructor with a secret third-world past; Putman, the bratty British tennis coach/fanatic; Dave, the Ecstasy-crazed, adopted nephew of Coconut Pete; or the burly masseuse blessed with a creepy touch--that can render anyone into instant Jell-O? Can the inhabitants of Pleasure Island unite, solve the mystery and restore happy hour to this tropical bacchanal?
Director(s): Jay Chandrasekhar
Production: Fox Searchlight Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
2004
104 min
$4,559,739
Website
69 Views

[Screaming, Laughing]

I can't believe

you invited that guy.

[Mock English Accent]

He's such a bloody wanker.

Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God!

Why are you always makin' fun of him?

Give me a break. Sissy Brit.

- Who the hell talks like that?

- [Laughing]

- You're such a jerk, Rolo.

- You're gonna love this shit.

[Chuckles]

Pure Costa Rica Freaka.

- Ow!

- Hey, Stacy...

while I torch this baby,

how about you lick my chest?

Oh.

[Chuckles]

- [Chuckling]

- [Twig Snaps]

- Hey, what about my nipples?

- Shut up! Someone's watching us.

A peeper, huh?

My kind of guy.

- Rolo, I'm serious. It creeped me out.

- All right, all right.

I know a place more private...

- and romantic.

- Oh. [Chuckles]

Ow!

Check it out.

- What do you think?

- Ooh!

Should we be doin' this here?

I mean, isn't this, like,

sacred or something?

What? No, they're dead.

You got any objections, Ricky?

[Spanish Accent]

I think you should give it to her, senor.

- [Laughing]

- [Bushes Rustling]

There he is again.

This guy's gonna be

picking his teeth out of my dump.

- [Yells]

- [Stacy Gasps]

Stacy, this guy doesn't even have teeth.

- [Chuckling]

- [Screeching]

[Both Scream]

Watch the hair, asshole!

- [Stacy Laughing]

- Goddamn monkeys.

- [Roars]

- [Screams]

[Gasps, Laughs]

Oh, my God!

Who needs a love potion?

I whipped up something extra tasty.

Ow!

So, where are we gonna do this?

I don't wanna get caught

in the middle of a cemetery.

Let's at least go inside

that old mausoleum.

Mm-hmm.

- Wow.

- [Chuckling]

- Wow.

- Check this out.

[Laughs]

[Yelling]

[Grunting, Laughing]

Oh. Looks like

we don't need you anymore.

[Both Moaning]

- [Door Closes]

- [Both Scream]

[Rolo]

What the...

It was probably just the wind.

Okay, we're back in.

- [Rolo Chuckles]

- Whoo!

Heads or tails?

- Mmm... heads.

- Oh!

- What's "tails"?

- You don't wanna know.

[Moaning]

[Sword Unsheathing]

What is it? Too waxy?

Shh. I heard something.

Was it, um,

a strange sucking sound?

[Chuckles]

Oh!

Say, what do you think about smacking

me in the face a couple of times?

Not hard.

Well, kinda hard.

[Chuckles]

What do you say?

- No.

- Oh, come on.

- No!

- Oh, come on, Kelly.

- It's not like I'm asking you

to eat my crap.

- No!

- Just slug me.

- [Both Screaming]

- Over here!

- No, this way!

[Gasping]

[Screaming]

[Panting]

- ##[Reggae, Distant]

- [Chattering, Distant]

[Gasps]

- [Horn Blowing]

- ## [Soft Rock]

[Man]

All right. Here we go.

## [Continues]

[Over P.A.] Welcome to Pleasure Island!

I'm your host, Coconut Pete.

Put your bags down and meet me

at the pool for a nice drink.

Are you ready

for the time of your life?

Yeah, fiesta time!

Are you ready to party?

- Buenos dias! Lars Brunckhorst.

- Right this way, my friend.

- Welcome to the island.

Please, keep walking.

- Listen, l...

[Man]Are you ready to party?

Come on, now!

Party!

Who'd like to party?

- Hey, Lars Brunckhorst.

- Time to party. Welcome to the party.

- Lars Brunckhorst.

- Follow the officer.

Just follow the officer.

- Follow the officer. Follow the officer.

- You don't understand...

Whoo-hoo! Welcome

to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island!

Now, you are here to have fun.

If you choose not to have fun,

fun will be provided for you.

[Cheering]

Whoo-hoo!

All right, let's go have some fun

now, huh? Bring it down. Bring it down.

- Left, right! Left, right!

- Hey, General. Lars Brunckhorst. Listen...

- Nice f*ckin' hat, pussy!

- Hey, you got that bag of grass

I loaned you?

Ooh, sorry. You know how it is.

Let me know

when you score some more.

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Jay Chandrasekhar

Jayanth Jambulingam Chandrasekhar (born April 9, 1968) is an American comedian, film director, screenwriter, and actor. He is best known for his work with the sketch comedy group Broken Lizard and for directing and starring in the Broken Lizard films Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest. He has also had several successes in directing feature films and television shows–notably Arrested Development–apart from the Broken Lizard troupe. more…

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