Clerks. Page #5

Until today, you never even knew...

how many guys l slept with

because you never even bothered to ask.

Then you act all nonchalant

about f***ing 12 girls.

I never had sex with 12 guys !

- No, but you sucked enough dick !

- Yeah, l went down on a few guys.

- A few ?

- One of those guys was you.

The last one, l might add.

Which, if you're too stupid

to comprehend, means that

I've been faithful to you since we met.

All the other guys

I went with before l met you.

If you want to have a complex, go ahead.

But don't look at me like

I'm the town whore, because you

were plenty busy before you met me.

Why did you suck their dick ?

Why couldn't you sleep with them

Like any other decent person ?

Because going down isn't a big deal.

I used to like a guy, we'd make out,

and sooner or later I'd go down on him.

- But l only had sex

with the guys l loved.

- l feel sick.

I love you !

Don't feel sick.

Every time l kiss you,

I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.

- I'm going to school. Maybe later

you'll be a bit more rational.

- I'm 37 ! l just can't--

Good-bye, Dante !

Hey, try not to suck any dick

on the way through the parking lot !

Hey ! Hey, you !

Get back here.

I thought that place was supposed

to be open at 11:00. it's 11:20.

I've already called his house twice.

He'll be here soon.

Hey, it's not like

it's a demanding job over there.

I'd like to get paid

to sit on my ass and watch TV.

I walked in the other day,

that son of a b*tch was sleeping.

- I'm sure he wasn't sleeping.

- Are you calling me a liar ?

- Are you calling me a liar ?

- No ! He was probably

just resting his eyes.

What the hell is that,

""resting his eyes"" ?

- Like he's some air traffic controller?

- Actually, that's his night job.

Wise ass too, huh ?

Go ahead. Keep cracking wise.

That's why you're jockeying a register

in some f***in' convenience store...

instead of working at a steady job.

I've got no time to bullshit around,

waiting for that son of a b*tch.

Make sure he gets that.

The number's 812. My name's Wynarski.

I wanted a movie tonight.

If you tell me the title of the movie,

he'll hold it for you.

Don't hurt yourself, buddy.

I'll go to Big Choice Video instead.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

You forgot your keys.

- Guy ain't here yet.

- You're kidding ! it's almost 11:30.

- I've been here since 11:00.

- l hate it when l can't rent videos !

I would've went to Big Choice, but the

tape l want is right there on that wall.

- Which one ?

- Dental School.

You came for that too ?

That's the movie l came for.

- l have first dibs.

- Says who ?

Says me. I've been here half an hour.

I'd call that first dibs.

- Ain't gonna happen, my friend.

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