Clerks. Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
- 906 Views
I'm getting that movie.
- Like hell you are.
I'll bet you 20 bucks
you don't get to rent that tape.
- Twenty bucks.
All right, a**hole. You're on.
You're late.
- What the hell are you doing here ?
- The boss called. Arthur fell ill.
- Why are the shutters closed ?
- Someone jammed gum in the locks.
- Bunch of savages in this town.
- That's what l said.
If I'd known you were here,
I'd have come even later.
- What smells like shoe polish ?
- Go open the store.
-Hey, you see a set of keys around here?
-No time for love, Dr. Jones.
F***ing kids.
Some guy just came in
refusing to pay late fees.
Said the store was closed for two hours
yesterday. l tore up his membership.
Shocking abuse of authority.
I'm a firm believer
in the philosophy of a ruling class,
especially since l rule.
- [ Randal ]
Want something to drink ? I'm buying.
- [ Dante ] No, thanks.
Who was on your phone
this morning, like, 2:30 ?
- l was trying to call for half an hour.
- Why ?
I wanted to use your car.
Snack cake.
You don't wanna know.
- She called me.
- You tell Veronica ?
- One fight a day with Veronica
is all l can stomach, thanks.
- We don't fight about anything.
She wants me to leave here and go
back to school and get some direction.
- l bet the most frequent topic
- You win.
I'm going to offer you some advice,
my friend. Let the past be the past.
Forget Caitlin Bree.
You been with Veronica how long now ?
- Seven months.
- Chick's nuts about you.
- How long you date Caitlin ?
- Five years.
Chick only made you nuts, man.
She cheated on you how many times ?
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half ?
Party at John Kay's, senior year;
I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
-So that's cheating ?
- No.
In the middle of it she called me Brad.
- She called you Brad ?
That's not cheating.
People say crazy sh*t during sex.
- One time, l called this girl ""mom.""
- l hit the light, she freaks.
- She thought l was Brad Michelson.
- What do you mean ?
She was supposed to meet Brad in a
dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
- She didn't even know
I was at the party.
- Oh, my God.
- Great story, huh ?
- That girl was vile to you.
Interesting postscript to that story.
Do you know who wound up
in that bedroom with Brad ?
- Your mother ?
- Alan Harris.
- The two moved to Idaho together.
They raise sheep.
- That's frightening.
to move the world.
I don't see...
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