Clerks. Page #4

you owe me big.

Name it.

I want you to come with me on Monday.

- Where ?

- To school.

There's a seminar about getting

back into a scholastic program...

after a lapse in enrollment.

Can't we ever have a discussion

without that coming up ?

It's important to me, Dante.

You have so much potential

that's going to waste in this pit.

- l wish you'd go back to school.

- Stop. You're making my head hurt.

-Sh*t ! Why're you getting up ?

-Unlike you, l have class in 45 minutes.

Willam ?

Hey, Ronni.

How you been, man ?

What, do you work here now ?

No, l was visiting my man.

Dante, this is Willam Black.

This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.

- How you doing ? Just the soda ?

- No, and a pack of cigarettes.

So where you been, man ?

Still going to Seton Hall ?

No, l transferred into Monmouth

this year. l was tired of missing him.

That's beautiful, man.

So, you still talk to Silvan ?

I just talked to her on Monday.

We still hang out on weekends.

Oh, that's great.

Well, you two lovebirds

take it easy, okay ?

Bye. Take it easy.

- [ Ronni ] That was Snowball.

- Why do you call him that ?

Silvan made it up.

It's a blow job thing.

What do you mean ?

After the blow job, he likes to have it

spit back into his mouth while kissing.

It's called snowballing.

- He requests this ?

- He gets off on it.

- Silvan can be talked into anything.

- Why do you say that ?

Like you said, she snowballed him.

- Silvan ? No, l snowballed him.

- Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

- You sucked that guy's dick ?

- Yeah. How do you think l knew--

You said you only had sex

with three different guys !

You never mentioned him !

- Because l never had sex with him.

- You sucked his dick !

We went out a few times.

We never had sex, but we fooled around.

Oh, my God. Why did you tell me

you only had sex with three guys ?

Because l did

only have sex with three guys.

- it doesn't mean

I didn't just go with people.

- Oh, my God, l feel so nauseous !

I'm sorry, Dante.

I thought you understood.

I did understand !

I understood that you had sex with

three guys and that's all you said !

- Please calm down.

- How many ?

- Dante, let it go !

- How many d*cks have you sucked ?

Shut up a second and I'll tell you.

Jesus !

I didn't freak out like this when

you told me how many girls you f***ed !

This is different. This is important.

How many ?

Well ?

- Something like 36.

- What ? Something like 36 ?

- Lower your voice.

- What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?

Does that include me ?

- Uh... 37.

- I'm 37 ?

- I'm going to class.

- Oh, my God.

- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!

- in a row ?

- Where you going ?

- Hey, listen, jerk.

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