Chatterbox Live Page #5
- Year:
- 2011
- 100 min
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What a nice thing to do. "
And she said, "I'm sorry it's just that...
"but it's all we had in. "
I said, "Have you been looking
through your cupboards?
"It's not the f***ing Harvest festival, pet.
"You buy the ticket,
you can just come to the show. "
who was standing
with a tin of f***ing peaches.
But I have developed... People call it
a muffin top if it hangs over your jeans.
A muffin top. I don't really like that name.
So I've started calling mine my cake shelf.
It's nice, though, isn't it? Cos it sounds
like a good place to keep your cake.
Somebody said to me,
"Are you pregnant?"
I said, "Only if I've been
f***ed by Mr. Kipling.
"And, yes, it was exceedingly good. "
But I'm a bit of a... a bit of a worrier.
I don't worry about age anymore.
I'm 35. I'm past caring about age.
I did worry when I was about to turn 30.
also approaching their 30th
how it was going to affect them.
One guy said,
"It means I'm closer to retirement. "
Which I thought was a positive way of
looking at it.
But my favourite answer
came from a bloke who said,
"I just need to make it to 34,
and I've beaten Jesus at living. "
But I was gonna say I worry about my weight
but not enough to do anything about it yet.
Although I bought a cross trainer,
but apparently that's not enough.
Just to buy it.
Although it's in the spare room
and whenever friends stay over,
I have to move it into the hall
and then back again,
and I break a sweat and I think,
"Ooh, it's paying for itself. "
I think the problem is just the fact that
I eat whatever I like and I don't give a sh*t.
Some people who are very
similar to me in the audience.
It's probably
the longest our mouth's been open
without some f***ing food in it.
Huh!
Exactly the same as me.
It's a f***ing hobby.
I was in a restaurant with my friend,
and I said, "I like it in here
cos they've got multicolored food. "
And she said, "I think you'll find
they're called vegetables. "
But I don't worry any more
about the fact that
I can't really see my fanny.
Er...
Just the thought of my fanny or all fannies
make you feel quite sick, sir?
Is it my fanny in particular
or you're just not a big fan of fannies?
You're not a fan of fannies.
I've got some cock stuff later on.
You'll f***ing love that.
I don't need to see my fanny any more
anyway cos I've got people for that now.
Er, one person.
"People" sounds bad, doesn't it?
Well, there's two. It's a job share.
I can't see my fanny cos of my belly,
but I can't see my belly cos of my tits.
Hurray!
As long as they stay, I'm all right.
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