Catch-22 Page #5
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- 1970
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he's not there
to be seen.
Except when he's out.
What the hell
are you talking about, Father?
Get your ass in here, Padre.
Are you describing
some mystical experience?
There are some peculiar things
happening.
You haven't had any ecstatic visions,
have you?
Didn't see a burning bush,
hear voices, anything like that?
- Nothing as extraordinary as that.
- I hope not.
We have to keep our supernatural
episodes down to a minimum.
- We have a war to win.
- Absolutely, sir.
- May I ask where we're going?
- Where we're going?
You are going
to Colonel Cathcart's office.
- Now?
- That's the general idea, Padre.
Have I done anything?
I don't know. Are you and
Captain Yossarian up to something?
- I don't know what you mean.
- Then who does?
- I don't know, sir.
- You don't know much about anything.
- No, sir. Sir?
- What is it?
It's not necessary to call me Father.
I'm an Anabaptist.
Thanks for the correction. Thanks
for setting me straight on that.
- I just thought you'd like to know.
- You're a captain, right?
- I'm a Lieutenant Colonel. Correct?
- Yes, sir, it is.
Then I can call you anything I want,
unless you have some objections.
- Out!
- Thank you, sir.
Sir, do you think now...?
- Morning. Anything I can get you?
- Morning, Lieutenant. What?
- Do you need any supplies?
- No.
Whisky, silk stockings,
building materials, fresh fruit?
The Colonel loves fresh fruit.
What about religious supplies?
I know I can get hold of an entire
shipment of religious relics.
Blessed by the Pope himself.
of some of your top saints.
- That's very kind of you.
- If you need anything, ask for Milo.
- I was never issued a blanket.
- Anything at all, now!
I think the Colonel wants to see me.
- He does?
- I believe so. I'm...
- Chaplain Tappman.
- You're Chaplain Tappman?
Have a seat. I'll tell the Colonel
you're here, Father.
It's not...
You'd better get some dry things.
I will. As soon as the Colonel
is through with me.
They just picked me up
out of the sea.
- I drifted for almost three days.
- You should report to the hospital.
- Not me.
- This is my fourth time.
- How do you mean?
I've put down in the Mediterranean
once, once in the Adriatic,
then I crash-landed one plane
and I bailed out once.
- You're very lucky.
- That's what some folks say.
Yossarian says they're gonna start
taking it out of my salary.
He's a friend of mine.
Do you know him?
- As a matter of fact...
- Captain Tappman!
- Perhaps you shouldn't fly any more.
- It's good practice.
- Tappman, the Colonel is a busy man.
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