Cat Run Page #2

- She also took your phone.

- What?!

Come on!

Quick! Come on, man.

Hey, hold on! Hey!

Lady, open the door.

You've got my phone.

Come on. El nio loco.

What are you doing?

I just want my phone.

My momma bought me that phone.

Come on, I've got numbers.

Come on.

Miss, could you please steal

someone else's car?

Don't drive off with my phone!

Hey!

Lady! Hey! I'm gonna call the cops!

Man, sh*t!

You're gonna let her

steal your car like that?

She must really need it.

"She... She must really need it?"

I must really need my phone!

- How far is your place?

- 15 minutes away.

You said that 15 minutes ago.

Anthony, you don't think

my business ideas

have been unsuccessful, do you?

Compared to what?

Some have been

very, er, interesting.

It's not how good you are,

it's how good you wanna be.

- I guess so.

- I got an idea.

What you got?

- OK, it's a lot of money.

- Ah, this is a good story.

- We'll make a lot.

- Sounds interesting.

I need a one-way ticket to Treviso.

One moment.

You want to set up

a detective agency?

I want us

to set up a detective agency.

You've been through a lot.

- No, this guy Gerry told me...

- Who the hell's Gerry?

You know Gerry.

He comes on late night.

Is your spouse cheating on you?

Do you want to find a loved one?

If you can't catch them,

Kech can.

Licensed private investigators.

He charges $400

plus expenses.

Dude, trust me.

These guys eat well, they tip well.

You know chicks love that.

And we have one clear advantage.

- What's that?

- We have nothing better to do.

Listen, we'd need an office,

experience...

- "We?"

... equipment, all kinds of capital.

- You said "we".

- No, absolutely not.

Ten, twenty grand for start-up

costs.

I don't have money.

- What about the trust fund?

- Absolutely not.

I'm trying hard

to keep my family out of my life.

- At least you have a family.

- Stop it.

I was raised by African fruit bats.

Don't play

the African fruit bat card.

Can I play the best friend card?

In ninth grade, you helped the Dean's

wife find her husband's diary.

Then she shot him in the face.

- So the answer's no?

- I'm in Eastern f***ing Europe.

I left the States three years ago,

which was your idea.

I remember.

It was to get away from my family.

Why? Because I like to cook.

And be alone. That's it.

Well, you got your wishes.

Nobody comes to the restaurant

to eat.

Just wish to never get laid

and all three wishes will be up.

Anthony?

Mm?

Can I get a glass of water?

No, you're gonna piss on my couch.

I know I told you

to get away from your family,

go travel, live your life,

but you're here

just hiding from the world, man.

I need you in on this.

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