Cat Run

Thank you.

Welcome.

Well, thank you.

Up the stairs, ma'am.

- Come on, let's go.

- I'm coming.

Good evening, ladies.

Purses.

Good evening. Can you

open your jacket, please?

Excuse me!

Follow me.

Why all the security?

OK, big boys with the big guns,

- I feel protected.

- They are not here to protect us.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Cat, don't worry.

Yeah, but just stay safe, OK?

Yes, don't worry about me.

Goddamn. They're having a fun night.

Check it out.

Are you crazy?

Ooh, I like the chick in the back,

the blonde one.

Yeah. Do you think

she's got her real tits?

Jakovic, hi. I owe you, pal.

See you.

No, no, no, thank you.

Come on!

Take that!

Oh-ho! That's good.

That's really good.

I'm going to take this off.

Take it off. Who wants to

f*** a big, fat American?

- I want to f***.

- You do?

Do you know each other?

- No.

- Well, you will soon.

- Hi, I'm Lela.

- Cat. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

Sava. Come, come.

Come.

- Please, please.

- Anthony, very full.

Sava, how can you sell the food

if you don't know what it tastes like?

My stomach, its very...

Full, I know.

You and you and me...

- What? What the f***?

- What are you doing here?!

Jesus Christ! What are you?

Jesus! You're wet.

- Why are you here?

- I came to see my best friend.

- Meet my ladies.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

- This is, er, Eva?

- Jieva.

- Jieva.

- Mm-hm.

- And this is Natsuya?

- Nastasya.

- N-Nastasya.

- Nastasya, yes.

Uh-uh. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, yeah.

This is my oldest friend, Anthony.

How are you doing? Hi.

I saved him from

many brutal beat-downs.

Hey!

It's true.

How beautiful are they?

Look at that.

- You need a place to stay?

- No, I got a spot down the street.

They laid it out, flat screen TV,

satellite dish,

minibar, got 950 channels.

- I'm watching the game.

- No, you didn't.

- What you talking about?

- It's bullshit.

Yesterday was the tenth.

No international travel.

It's now 3.27,

it means you got in around 2pm,

which makes it the British Air

9.15 from Philly.

Unless you're giving hand jobs

to LeBron,

no way you saw a basketball player.

There's three channels only so...

- OK.

- You need a place to stay.

I said they could stay with us.

- They can't.

- You got a girlfriend?

- No, but you do.

- You do?

- You have a girlfriend?

- What happened was...

What happened with Stephanie?

I've been promoted, so I'm moving to

California. The movers come tomorrow.

I want you and your sh*t out of here.

Here, 300 bucks.

- Good luck.

- You're paying me to move?

But deep down, I think she loves me.

You can stay on my couch,

help with the restaurant.

- Get these girls a cab.

- You'd take away my hoasis?

Come on, you're going to help

me cook. Make something good.

They need to help me cook, too.

I'm right up here.

So? You like it?

Yeah.

You want me to be straight up?

OK, f*** it. Go next door and eat yak

butter and deep-fried Twinkies.

No, no, no, no! Let me finish this.

I'm just saying, maybe

the restaurant business isn't for you.

It's a people-pleasing thing and

you're not a people-pleasing person.

So what do I do, man, huh?

You tell me.

I should serve hotpockets and

Chef Boyardee like the rest?

To win paying customers, yes.

- Hey, I've got to drop this deuce.

- Go.

Where's the bathroom?

I'm just playing.

I'm going to take a leak real quick.

Whoa!

May I please use your phone?

Yeah, it's right back there

on the right.

OK.

Er, wait, you want maybe a drink?

A little wine? Something to eat?

Rain check.

Oh, my gosh.

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