Carry on Doctor Page #4

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Sorry, Sister.

Fine. Now, this isn't going to hurt.

Argh!

Er, who...

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

I'm afraid I must have overslept.

- What time is it?

- Six o'clock.

Six o'clock.

- In the morning?

- Yes, that's right.

Did you have a good night?

I'll let you know when it's over.

Under the tongue. Mouth closed.

Nurse? Have you any news?

No, I'm afraid your baby hasn't arrived yet,

Mr Barron.

Oh, no. Well, it should have done.

All night long I've been having the vapours.

Don't tell me.

Wet and windy.

You're quite normal, Mr Bigger.

Well, I shan't be if I stay here much longer.

Is it all right if I finish my sleep now?

- By all means.

- Thank you.

Sleep's good for you.

Tea up.

Tea.

Ugh! That's not what I would call it.

Oh!

Washie time.

Look, I don't want washie time!

Stop!

Oh, I wouldn't put that in my mouth if I were you.

It might explode.

I hope not.

Matron doesn't approve of banging in the wards.

Right, Mr Roper...

Don't tell me it's gone up again.

Oh, I'm afraid so.

I don't understand it. I just don't understand it.

There, that's better, isn't it?

Yes. I've been looking forward to that all night.

Good morning.

Cow!

I dreamt about you last night, Nurse.

Did you?

No, you wouldn't let me.

- Morning, Mr Smith.

- Ooh! Oh...

Try and use it, Mr Bigger.

Thank you. It's just what I needed.

No, stop messing about!

- I beg your pardon?

- We must do this again sometime.

I must congratulate you, Hardcastle.

You did a beautiful job.

The chap might even live.

Providing you took the right one out, of course!

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Dr Tinkle.

And thank you

for doing the sewing up for me, and...

It's quite a neat job, that.

Yes, it was, wasn't it?

lused a running chain stitch, you know.

Really?

- Mm. Much more decorative.

- Is that so, yeah?

I don't know... I just don't seem

to be able to handle a needle myself.

I don't know why.

- Er, allow me.

- Oh, that's very kind of you.

Thank you very much. Right.

Well, I'll be getting changed now, then.

Yes, get the old butcher's apron off, eh?

- Oh, good morning, Dr Tinkle.

- Good morning, Matron. How are you?

- Very well, thank you. And you?

- Fine, fine.

But don't let's talk shop, eh?

Anything interesting come in during the night?

Only a man with an injured back.

As you weren't here,

I'm afraid Dr Kilmore had to treat him.

Never mind, never mind.

We may be able to save the poor chap yet.

I'll see him on my rounds,

after I've cleaned up a bit.

I didn't know

you were assisting Mr Hardcastle this morning.

You know how it is, Matron.

These surgeons are all right for a quick slash

and a fast grope round,

but when it comes to cleaning up the mess,

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