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it's fun

That boy insane

You come

Then we walk

across the floor

One by one,

they drop drawers

Here they come like cop cars

You really want to get yours

Get yours, get yours

Get yours, get yours

- Look at all this sh*t.

Niggas and flies,

two things I can't get rid of.

- But first you got to watch

Baby, then we got to talk

Baby, then we got to walk

Baby, to your house in style

Baby, then we gonna

go inside

- Hi.

What's your name?

- Emily.

- Would you like some juice,

Emily?

- Where's my mommy?

- Who's this?

- This is Lila.

- Do you and Lila like chess?

You know how to play?

Well, you want me

to teach you?

- Are you my new mommy?

- What's behind your ear?

- How did you do that?

- I'm gonna teach you.

- Well, we were about to

learn chess.

- She needs to learn this first.

This is gangsta.

[loud hip-hop music]

- Hey, baby, I was thinking,

as much as I hate

that Connie b*tch,

maybe we should take

the 20 grand.

I mean, I know it's a bad deal.

- What?

- I'm talkin' about Emily.

- Emily?

What you talkin' about

Emily for?

[music stops]

- She's gold, baby.

I mean, we should take

the 20 grand.

We could pay off everything.

And you know what?

Finally the Negroes

get to sell a white kid.

- Ronald.

- What you wanna do, baby?

Oh, no?

- Well, what else are we doin'?

We made all this money.

We got all this stuff.

We can't pay our bills.

We're not happy.

- No.

- But this is clean, Ronny.

She's already eight.

She's house-trained.

She can count.

The rest is easy.

- Do you know how much it costs

to raise a kid?

- Well, Moose says

it's about 40 grand a year...

[together] Assuming

she doesn't need braces.

- You've been talkin' to Moose?

You've been thinkin' about it.

- You really want to bring a kid

into this life?

- No.

We got to clean up.

- We can't afford to clean up.

I ain't sendin' that kid

to public school.

She may end up unsavory.

- Well, we have to set

an example.

- We need a lot of money

to get out.

- So we do one more job.

- And you think robbing somebody

is setting a good example?

- If that somebody deserves it.

- What did Connie say?

- I hate that b*tch.

- How much?

- $100,000.

- So we go to Russian mafia.

- They will charge same.

- What will we do?

- We have to do job.

- We don't do that anymore.

- If they find us

and send us back to Chechnya,

we will have no choice.

- $100,000

is big job.

- That b*tch Connie

has millions.

- Bad idea.

- She is old.

Easily scared.

[phone rings]

- Yeah?

- Hello, may I speak to Connie?

- Who the hell is this?

- Put $200,000 in bag.

Put bag in garbage can

on corner.

- What?

- Put $200,000 in bag.

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