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- It will take ten years

to become real American.

We need rent now.

- Maybe you should

dance exotically.

- We need new plan.

- I am Lana.

We spoke on phone.

- Right.

For two, $100,000.

- How long?

- Get me the money, a week

later, you got a new name.

- Can I choose name?

- What name you want?

- Sparkles.

- $5,000 extra.

- I do not have enough.

- What do you have?

- Nothing.

- You're screwed.

[dramatic string music]

You think I fall for that sh*t?

Go get a green card,

Betsy Wetsy.

- Since 9/11 they do not give.

- I'm tired of you lousy DPs

coming in here.

- What is DP?

- Dumb Polack.

- I am from Chechnya.

- You look like a hucka lucka.

- What is hucka lucka?

- Towelhead.

- We are Arab Slavs.

- Wonderful.

Get me 100 grand

or go back to riding camels

in the snow.

Why do you want to be

a citizen anyway?

- So I can be Broadway actress

and my brother can perform

technical support.

- Get me the money,

you'll be an American.

I have no idea if you can act.

So far I'm not impressed.

Good night.

- Where's the loot?

What's that?

- Four sweaters.

- Four sweaters?

- Yeah, they're cashmere.

- What about the safe?

- Yeah, what about the safe?

Is there something you forget

to tell me about that?

- No.

- No?

The safe had buttons.

- The safe had buttons?

- Yeah, the safe had buttons.

- What about the dial?

- No dial, just buttons.

- Son of a b*tch.

- You take 'em to Connie?

- Yeah.

She told me to shoot myself

in the face.

- One of these days

she's gonna get whacked.

- It's never gonna happen.

She's too connected.

- Come on.

If the Don left her

so much money,

why's she running

that pawnshop?

- It's a front.

You know that little safe

she's got on the counter?

- Yeah.

- There's like

a million bucks in there.

- Then why would she leave it

out in the open like that?

- To show you she's untouchable.

- I hate that b*tch.

She gives us no respect.

- Why would she give us

any respect?

- Me and Harry got to get out

of the city.

It's poisonous.

- Where do you wanna go now?

- Tell you the truth...

been thinkin' about a boat.

- What do you mean,

thinkin' about a boat?

Like you wanna live on a boat?

- We could sail down

to the Jersey shore,

breathe in the fresh air...

- I didn't even know

you liked boats.

- I love boats.

- I like boats too.

- You know you made it

when you got a boat.

- Let's get a boat.

- Boats are a fortune, Fitzy.

- So let's do a job.

Let's do a real job.

- Shake it baby

Don't stop

Gettin' crazy

Punk rock

Everybody get it, get it

Don't stop

Get it, get it

Shake it like

you're getting some

Stick it like chewing gum

Shake it till you know

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