Camp Nowhere Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 96 min
- 620 Views
from Europe until...
When's Parents' Day?
August?
At Shakespeare Hollow,
we do not have Parents' Day.
We feel it encourages
independence.
Say no more, Jerzy.
I think we just have to do
what's right for our little girl.
- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.
- It's fantastic!
- This is great cake!
- [Mumbling] It's very unusual.
I'll be right back.
- God, what'd you do?
Hers is raw
liver paste.
So if it tastes like poison,
it must be diet food.
[Phone Ringing]
Son, are you deaf or just stupid?
Answer that phone!
I'm busy.
Get it yourself.
Answer it
or eat it, boy.
- [Ringing Continues]
- I see Weepy's worked wonders.
At Alpha Charlie,
we scrape 'em down to bare metal.
And it's worth it
when they look up at you and say...
"Dad was right, Major Savage. I am scum."
Answer the phone,
son.
- Yes, sir.
- [Ringing Continues]
- Dell residence.
- How's it goin'?
Check or plastic?
- Cash.
- Mission accomplished.
- We're in.
- [Together] Yes!
[Trish]
"Feln's Miracle Spa"?
- [Morris] Yeah, I found it in the newspaper.
- Where? In the obituaries?
Trust me.
It's perfect.
So that's two cabins for the summer.
Am I right?
- If you want more, you gotta call me in Florida.
- So, I don't get it.
- Ahhh!
That's interesting.
In the late '60s, a bunch of hippies...
made this place
into a commune.
You know, there was all sorts of
sex and drugs and debauchery.
I knew I'd
been here before.
- You mean you did that stuff here?
- No. Not here.
You won't regret this,
Mr. Bandersnatch.
You're in for the most peaceful,
relaxing summer...
of your whole lives.
- [Rumbling]
- [Gasping]
That was the Pineview
Air Force Base.
The 5... 15 flyby,
they call it.
You get used to it.
You get used to it.
Then you miss it when it doesn't happen.
[Chuckles]
- So we should just take the Greyhound.
- The bus?
- Why can't we rent a limo?
- You know what'd be cool?
We should hitchhike.
Yeah. That would be really cool.
And then we should just leave our pictures
behind for them to put on the milk cartons.
- Hey, guys, I've been checking
out the train schedules.
- [Doorbell Ringing]
Hold on a second.
I'll be right back.
- Hitchhike?
- Stupid.
Walter. Hi.
- Pretty slick, Mud.
- What?
I know what you're doing, Mud. That
computer camp you said you were going to;
There's no such camp.
Walter, if you tell anyone,
I'm gonna glue your mouth shut!
Look, I won't tell.
Not as long as you let me come.
- No.
- Okay. If I don't go, you don't go.
All right.
But you can't tell anyone.
I won't.
Walter, who'd you tell?
- Just Betty Stoller. You know,
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Camp Nowhere" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 19 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/camp_nowhere_4992>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In