Camp Nowhere Page #5

the redhead girl in Bio Lab.

- You idiot!

- Come on, at her old camp,

they used to go skinny-dippin'.

- [Trish] No way!

I am not sharing a sink

with Betty Stoller!

I mean, she has food

stuck in her braces from last Christmas.

You're all in on this.

Walter, if you tell anybody

else, you're dead meat!

- Look, I won't tell.

- Uh-oh.

What? What?

Betty Stoller.

- Hi, Mud.

- [All] Hi, Mud.

- We're definitely going to need a bus.

- Yeah.

Wooo!

Yeah!

All right!

Wooo!

~~ Well, I'm gonna raise a fuss

and I'm gonna raise a holler ~~

~~ 'Cause I've been workin'

all summerjust tryin'to raise a dollar ~~

- ~~ Every time I call my baby

I try to get a date ~~

- Way cool.

- ~~ The boss says "No dice, son

You gotta work late" ~~

- Fresh.

- ~~ Sometimes I wonder

what I'm a-gonna do ~~

- [Chanting] Jump! Jump!

~~ There ain't no cure

for the summertime blues ~~

- [Shouting]

- [Kids Cheering]

Here I go!

[Screaming]

[Dennis]

Welcome to your own...

personal slice of paradise,

Mudster.

- So where you gonna be?

In the cabin by the lake?

- You betcha.

- See ya in eight weeks.

- All right.

Hey!

Have fun.

See ya.

~~ Gonna take two weeks

Gonna have a fine vacation ~~

~~ I'm gonna take my problem

to the United Nations ~~

~~ Well, I asked my congressman

He said quote ~~

- [Sighs]

- ~~ "I'd like to help you, son

but you're too young to vote"~~

~~ Sometimes I wonder

what I'm a-gonna do ~~

~~ There ain't no cure

for the summertime blues ~~

~~ Oh, yeah ~~

~~ Summertime blues ~~

~~ Oh, yeah ~~

- ~~ Summertime blues ~~

- [Chattering]

- Yo!

- [Chattering Continues]

- Hey, listen up, people!

- [Chattering Continues]

- Hey, shut up!

- [Gasps]

There's some important

stuff I gotta tell ya.

Mud.

Okay.

There's three important

things I need to say.

Louder!

[Chuckles]

Number one:
Letters home to your parents,

once a week, so they don't get suspicious;

and two:
If anybody in town asks,

you don't speak English;

and three:
Guys, this is

very important, all right?

Please, report to me immediately

if anybody finds a Taco Bell, all right?

- [5... 15 Flyby]

- [Gasping]

Oh, I, uh...

forgot one thing.

[Boy]

Try rubbing them together.

- Maybe if you get it warm first.

- Will you just let me work?

It's getting late, Walter!

[Grunts]

- Is it too late to go to a motel?

- What if we can't get it going?

- There. Got it.

- [All Sighing]

- Thank God!

- Yeah, that was close.

If I don't see Dylan,

I die.

I wanna make a toast.

Here is to diet shakes.

- [All Cheering]

- Yeah!

And I say here's to

Rodgers and Hammerstein.

[All Cheering]

Here's to swimming.

Right, Betty?

[All Laughing,

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