Caffeine Page #4

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Then what is it?

I've applied for a job

at the Marion.

The Marion?

Bloody hell.

Yeah. The manager

position was up.

I've had two interviews,

and now the owner wants to come

here to check out the cafe.

He's coming today.

Like he couldn't come

any other day.

Christ, Rachel.

Am I hallucinating or was

that guy insinuating that

you were in a dirty movie?

I think he might

have been.

How dare he?

I'll just go

over there right now

and put him straight.

It was a mistake, Mark.

J ust forget about it.

Forget about it?

I mean, it's not true, is it?

How can you even ask me that?

Of course it's not true.

Do you swear it

on your life?

You want me to swear

on my life?

Yeah. Why not?

If it's not true,

swear on your life.

Because I don't swear

on my life.

I don't!

Fine. J ust look me

in the eye and tell me

that it's not true.

For God sake's, Mark.

It's not true!

My God.

It's true, isn't it?

Mark!

I know when

you're lying to mel

Sh*t.

What do you mean, "sh*t"?

I mean, you weren't supposed

to find out like this.

How could you do

something like this?

It was just to make

some extra money.

It was the only way

I could stay

on the university

and finish

my Comparative

Literature degree.

Jesus Christ!

What are you doing?

Don't be so melodramatic!

It was only sex!

Shh!

Don't say that word.

Look, just tell me,

how many men did you f***

in these things?

I don't know.

What do you mean?

I mean I don't know!

[Moaning]

(Danny)

Wow I

[clears throat]

I've never known a girl

shag so many men

in one go.

It must be some sort

of record.

God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Calm down, Mark.

You're making a scene.

I'm perfectly f***ing calm,

all right?

I'm trying to find out

how many men you

have f***ed in these things.

You do realize that

when you f*** men

for money,

it effectively

makes you a whore.

A filthy f***ing whore!

Sir, you cannot shout

like that in here.

You want me to leave

so that you can f***

my girlfriend?

No, I don't want to f***

your girlfriend.

Oh, really?

All right.

Who here wants to have sex

with my girlfriend, huh?

Come on.

Who wants to ask her?

What's going on?

Vanessa, I'm handling it.

Thank you.

I was going to

ask you to marry me.

Can you believe that?

I wanted you to be

the mother of my children.

Oh, look at that.

He had your whole life

planned out.

What a great guy.

This has absolutely nothing

to do with you.

Is it in your nature

to be this controlling

or are just compensating

for having a small penis?

Vanessa, enough.

Sir, I have to ask you

to take it outside, okay?

Mark, why don't you go outside

and see if you can find

some perspective?

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