Caffeine Page #3
is anyone planning
Why don't you do it
for a change?
I can't serve that.
You don't wash upl
Does that look
like lasagna?
Willy, Charlie!
People, please!
I can't cope with you acting
like small children.
I know we all feel
like utter sh*t,
but we're just gonna have
to pull together.
Charlie's gone.
U ntil I can replace him,
we're just gonna have
to make do.
I saw him.
We could ask him
to come in.
He's not to come in.
Is that clear?
Yeah.
Go on, Tom.
You help with the customers.
Tell them we're out
of the pasta special.
Bloody twat.
Dylan.
We've got a real nut job.
Table six. You'll have
to deal with her.
No, no chance.
Come on.
I always have to handle
the weirdos in this place.
No. J ust let her sit there.
She'll get bored
and leave.
You two are a couple
of pussies, aren't you?
She's my grandmother.
Your grandmother?
Yeah.
You got a problem?
Does she look freaky lookn'?
That's the way you look like
when you spend half your life
in an institution.
Does Rachel know
she's here?
No, she doesn't.
And you'd better
not tell her,
unless you want these tongs
to be a permanent part
of your anatomy.
Wait until she gets here.
Shag her. Dump her.
That ought to sort you right.
Out.
What?
What is it?
Mate, I think your luck
just came in.
The table over there,
right behind you.
Do you recognize that bird?
No.
Who is she?
Mate, she's a bloody
porn actress.
Wait here.
I'm gonna talk to her
for you.
Don't be insane.
What are you gonna say?
A mate split up
with her girlfriend and needs
No, you can't say that.
Sure I can.
The drugs have f***ed
with your brain.
Rubbish.
Going over there.
Don't do it.
It's gonna end in tears.
Probably mine.
[Clears throat]
H i there.
Hello.
Look, l...
I hope you don't mind me
coming over here or anything,
but, uh,
I just had to tell you
that I...
really love your work.
I mean, I think that you
bring pleasure
to a lot of men.
Myself included.
I'm sorry?
You know, with the films
you are in.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, you do.
There was that one you did.
It was brilliant.
Walking to the men's song
and end up being shagged
by three blokes.
What the hell
is going on?
H i.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
We're just...
This guy has
mistaken me
for someone else.
Really?
Are you sure...
She said that you had
the wrong person.
Oh, right.
Okay, yes.
Sorry about that.
That's, uh, fair enough.
Sorry, mate.
[Clears throat]
What happened?
Wrong girl, apparently.
F***ing nob.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
He's not worth it,
you know.
It's not just Charlie.
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