Burglar Page #4

what are you doing?

[Whimpering]

what is this?!

Ugh!

[Body falls to floor]

[Footsteps hurriedly

leaving]

[Door opens and closes]

[Telephone rings]

[Ring]

[Ring]

Excuse me.

[Ring]

Hi. this is you-know-who.

I'm not you-know-where,

so leave a message

when you hear

the you-know-what.

Ciao.

[Beep]

It's not like I've never

seen dead people before, ok?

I've seen

lots of dead people.

But this guy

was beyond dead.

I don't know what the f***

that was sticking in his chest.

He looked like

a wind-up toy.

You got to be crazy,

really crazy

to stab somebody

like that.

This was very bizarre.

I don't understand.

You get out of jail,

don't do anything wrong,

and now

all of a sudden,

you start

doing jobs again.

Carl...

Do you ever think that

i might worry about you?

I don't have oodles

and oodles of friends.

If I lose you,

I'll lose

my best friend.

Carl, you don't know

what's going on.

Let me tell you

what's happening.

You know ray,

the gimpy cop?

He comes and he says,

"i got something that I think

you'd be interested in.

"I got a pair of gloves from

a San Mateo job 5 years ago.

You know why I know

they're yours?"

I say, "no."

He says, "because inside

there are fingerprints

because there's powder

in the gloves."

I didn't know this.

I leave these gloves there.

He picks them up,

he puts them downtown,

and all he has to do

is call somebody and say,

"i know where

these gloves are."

So I say, "ray,

what is it that you want?"

He says, "i want $20,000

and a mink coat for my wife,

and I want you

to get it."

That means

I'm pulling jobs again.

Tomorrow they're going

to haul my black ass

back to jail,

probably for murder now.

You got

any suggestions, Carl?

I don't know.

Maybe you could

go, like,

on the $25,000

pyramid,

you know,

get the money.

Carl, I think maybe

a better idea

is that you find yourself

a new best friend.

Cynthia on TV:
I know good

dental care for your kids

is worth any price.

At the sheldrake clinic,

we make sure it's a price

you can afford.

In times like these,

you've got to ask yourself,

"why pay more?"

That's how we're used to

seeing Dr. Cynthia sheldrake,

but at 10:
45 this morning,

she was taken into custody

on charges

of murdering her former husband

Christopher Marshall.

Marshall lived in this

fashionable area near Nob Hill.

His body was found early--

well, my darling.

Lunchtime, ray.

Is that right?

Hold it right there,

pickaninny.

How about our stamp?

Y'all want the stamp,

massa ray?

I get it for you

right now.

I don't want the stamp.

Bernie,

listen to me.

I don't want

the goddamn stamp.

I want the money you're gonna

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