Burglar Page #3

rarely there

because he's always

out in bars

screwing everything

he can get his hands on.

Bernice:
mutt is

uh wooey uhled at?

What?

What is the jewelry

valued at?

Oh, umm...

About 100,000.

Bullshit.

Ok, it's more.

I'm prepared

to give you

$10,000 for the job.

Wider, please.

Unnhy five.

What?

25,000,

that's what I need.

But, my god!

You got the key.

I'll tell you

where everything is.

What could be easier?

You do it, then.

Jesus! god!

$25,000!

Take it or leave it.

[Drilling]

Ow!

When will you go in?

At night?

No, in the daytime.

You'll do it, then?

Maybe.

[Alarm beeps]

That's right, b*tch.

Don't tell me

about the alarm.

[Alarm stops]

Hmm.

Gets around,

this Christopher.

[Telephone rings]

[Ring]

[Ring]

Hi. this is you-know-who.

I'm not you-know-where.

Leave a message when

you hear the you-know-what.

[Beep]

Woman's voice:

Hey, Christopher. It's Frankie.

I'll be hanging

at the mayday after 9:00.

I'd really like

to see you,

so come, ok?

Bye, baby.

Please!

[Rattles]

Oh, we got a definite

refrigerator man here.

Ah, yes.

Beautiful, beautiful.

[In Italian accent]

Very nice.

Is very, very nice.

Now, what's in the closet

for you?

Let's go and look.

This is very nice,

is so beautiful.

He's such

a good dresser.

And what's behind

door number 2?

Who knew this was there?

I didn't know.

Many beautiful things.

Great gatsby

would be very upset,

but what do I remember

from the other closet?

Let's go and see!

Oh, this is--

this won't do.

I would not watch

dogs f*** in this--

but this I would

watch dogs and cats--

[door opens]

Christopher:

apres vous.

[Woman laughs]

F***! f***! F***! F***!

[Voices]

Sh*t. sh*t.

Woman:

will you stop?

I got to stop

doing this sh*t.

Christopher:
ow!

[Woman

laughs]

Nobody's done that

to me in a long time.

Stereo:
I want to

feel your body

I shouldn't--

i don't know.

What?

you shouldn't what?

No, you got

to do it.

Woman:
aah!

[Groaning]

Oh! oh! Oh!

Oh! Ooh!

Aah!

Oh! oh! Uh! Aah!

Uhh! oh!

Oh! oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Who is this guy?

Why don't i

have his phone number?

[Tape turns off]

Aah! aah! Aah!

Oh! oh! Oh!

Uhh! uhh!

Oh!

[Bang]

I'm coming!

Ohh!

I guess so. Come on.

Ohh!

Oh, oh!

Aah!

Oh. oh.

Oh, oh...

Ah.

[Shower running]

[Turns off shower]

[Door opens]

Man:
Chris?

Christopher:

aw, sh*t.

What are you

doing here?

Why haven't you

returned my calls?

Look, forget about

returning your phone calls.

I haven't called you

in a week.

What the hell is going on?

There's nothing

going on, ok?

Don't walk away from me

when I'm talking to you.

Just relax.

I said don't walk

away from me!

Just get out--

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