Buddy Solitaire Page #5
- Year:
- 2016
- 86 min
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LET'S JUST WATCH
A VIDEO, OKAY?
LET'S WATCH
A VIDEO TOGETHER.
WE'LL WATCH VIDEOS.
OH, LOOK, IT'S JERRY SEINFELD.
LOW EFFORT FOR:
EVERYBODY INVOLVED,
INCLUDING JERRY.
DON'T THINK ABOU THE FRENCH GIRL, BUGG.
HEY, STEPHAN, IT'S BUDDY.
INCLUDING DAVE, WHO IS
A GREAT LAY,
SO YOU KNOW,
CALL ME BACK, MAN.
THANKS.
OKAY, GUYS,
SEE YOU LATER.
HEY, BUDDY.
HEY, HEY, BUDDY.
HEY... I WANNA LEARN
ABOUT PUNCH LINES.
OH YEAH?
YOU SURE YOU'RE
NOT AN EMISSARY:
OH, NO, MAN.
THIS IS ALL JUS REALLY NEW TO THEM.
WHAT'S WITH "CHINESE
CHUCKLES" IN THERE?
FOR A WORKSHOP.
TYSON'S YOUNGER COUSIN.
SO?
WELL, HE MANAGED
INSTEAD OF A ROOM
AT STATE.
SHE WAS A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE
OR SOMETHING.
A LOT.
PULLED A "LEFT EYE."
YEAH, I NEVER THOUGH ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.
-YEAH.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I MEAN, YOU COULDN' WATCH ANYTHING.
ALL THE TIME, SO...
"DELIRIOUS"
IS GREAT, THOUGH.
HOW ABOUT YOU, MAN?
YOU GOT JOKES?
YEAH, YEAH, MAN.
NEXT TIME I'M HERE,
YOU BRING 'EM, WE'LL GO
OVER 'EM TOGETHER, OKAY?
YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
THAT'D BE GREAT, MAN.
HEY, BUDDY?
EVERYBODY ELSE:
FALLS IN LINE.
THANKS, MAN.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW.
I THOUGHT I WAS:
IN BETTER SHAPE.
NO, I COULD'VE
TOLD YOU OTHERWISE.
-ALL RIGHT, WELL.
-I WORK OUT.
NOT EATING RIGHT.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
-THANK YOU.
WHY DO YOU:
YEAH, BUT YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY.
EXCEPT MY TERRIBLE
TASTE IN MEN.
-IT IS YOU.
-OH.
-MM-HMM.
WHAT'S THAT?
I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
OKAY.
I'M PREGNANT.
-THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.
-IT'S NOT A JOKE.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S--
SWEETIE.
THIS IS-- F***.
THIS IS GREAT.
I...
WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPIER?
ARE A MESS.
WE CAN BARELY:
ANOTHER PERSON?
HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE
AN AMAZING MOM.
BABY, I'M GONNA GE INTO THE JUBILEE, OKAY?
AND THEN EVERYTHING
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