Buddy Solitaire Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 86 min
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I'M A COMEDIAN,
BUT SINCE I'M HERE,
CLEARLY I'M NOT.
I DRINK A LOT,
SOME DAYS I SLEEP
FOR 18 STRAIGHT HOURS.
UH... OKAY.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
AND WHAT BRAND:
UM, EXCUSE YOU?
SORRY, WHAT'S YOUR
MENTAL ILLNESS?
MY, UH,
BUT EVERYBODY:
CALLS ME "BUGG."
BEFORE I STARTED
SEEING THE GHOST.
IN "THE SIXTH SENSE"?
NICE.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?
ELLIOT GOMES.
PHOENIX BATTALION.
OH, YEAH?
WHERE WERE YOU?
-AFGHANISTAN.
"BEAUTIFUL"?
WHAT ARE YOU,
A F***IN' MORON?
MOST PEOPLE:
WOULD SAY YES.
OLIVER!
HOW LONG DO:
VANESSA SAID:
CAN I ASK YOU:
SOMETHING?
ONCE YOU FINISH:
A CHICKEN SALAD,
-HELLO.
-HI, MY NAME'S ZOE.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS
RESPECTFUL.
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE MOS ABOUT THE YOUTH OF TODAY.
MISS LIAO.
DON'T WANNA TALK
TO YOU.
OKAY, "BRADY BUNCH."
LET'S BEGIN.
GUYS, I WANT YOU
COOL TEACHER, OKAY?
STRAIGHT CHILLAX.
"CHILLAX"?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, RELAX,
HANG OUT,
TELL OUR STORIES.
HEALING, GUYS.
SO SPECIAL?
CALL ME SPECIAL.
I DON'T WANT TO
TELL YOU SH*T, DUDE.
FINE.
IN SILENCE.
EXCUSE ME?
MISS LIAO:
LOVES COMEDY.
REALLY?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, UH, WELL,
"KNOCK KNOCK."
"WHO'S THERE?"
"JUSTIN."
"JUSTIN WHO?"
THAT'S YOUR SETUP.
THAT'S WHERE YOU GE YOUR LAUGH.
-I THOUGHT YOU
WERE A COMEDIAN.
-NO, GUYS,
THAT'S AN EXAMPLE
OF JOKE STRUCTURE.
LOOK, OKAY, LOOK.
FROM MY ACT.
WE'LL USE THIS.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
TO A FRENCH GIRL.
WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE LEARNING
-BORING!
IT'S BORING?
I HAVEN'T FINISHED
THE JOKE YET.
MY MOTHER'S FRENCH, DUDE.
YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING
REMOTELY FUNNY!
YOU GUYS GOTTA:
LET ME FINISH.
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN
REALLY HARD TO:
GET A JOKE OUT--
FORGET IT, FORGET IT.
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