Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Page #6
Sushi?
"Sushi"? Is that with an "S"?
Sushi. All right.
Oh, it smells like--
Do you want some sushi?
So, Dick Shadow.
Is that a family name?
Because it sounds like a superhero.
Well, in many ways,
I am a superhero.
Yeah, when I was a boy...
...I was 12 or so,
I was playing out in the fields.
The sun was so bright that day.
I was wearing these baggy shorts.
A bee flew up my trousers.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Sol panicked, right?
I took off my shorts
as fast as I could.
from the waist down.
Well, where did the bee go?
Doesn't matter. He flew away.
But as I stood there...
...the wind blowing and the sun
beating down on my manhood...
It was gigantic.
Then I looked over
to the neighborhood girls.
And their mothers.
And they were standing there
in awe of my shadow.
And that's when
Randy Dooley died...
...and Dick Shadow was born.
Nothing grows in my cock shade.
Nothing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Claudio. My man.
Dick Shadow.
Hey.
Ladies, why don't you take a break?
Give me a second
with my buddy here.
There's somebody I want you to meet.
You'll get a kick out of this.
Do you remember
Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium?
Yeah, I think so. Married couple
from the '70s, talked like retards...
- ...never shaved?
- Yeah. This is their son.
He wants to get into porn.
Really?
So, what do you want to do?
You wanna be a lighting guy...
...or a fluffer?
No, a star.
Okay.
Well, let's see what you got.
Here I go.
I got about two bucks
and some Bazooka Joes.
It's a little warm, but it's chewable.
No, no. Let's see your stuff.
Oh, my-- My stuffs in my apartment.
No, your junk, kid. Whip it out.
Your dick, Bucky. Pull down your
pants. That's what he's talking about.
- Oh, my....
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Very impressive.
This is quite extraordinary, Bucky.
I think you've got quite a future
in this business.
- No.
- Yeah.
Can I borrow him for a minute?
I would just love
to show him around...
...and introduce him
to some people, okay?
Yeah, come on. No, I'm serious.
It's Miles Deep, the director.
in your mouth...
...if you don't get
the f*** out of here?
Look, let me just go in there
for a minute and I can--
Wait. Wait. You son of a b*tch.
Party people!
Yeah. Let's stop the music, please.
I've got somebody very important
I want you to meet.
Now I've seen many porn stars
come and go...
...but this guy right here I just met...
...he's gonna be coming
for a very long time.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hey, how are you?
Drop the pants.
Show them what you got, kid.
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