Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War Page #4

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to reduce distractions

and aid learning.

Finally, no buttons, ties,

or decisions.

Just a sack of cloth

for the body.

You're welcome.

Wizzleware believes

that distractions

are the enemy

of learning.

They're all around us,

deciding what to wear,

what to do,

and even what to eat.

That's why I invented

WizzleFuel,

the liquid breakfast

and lunch replacement

that turns dining

into refueling.

Now available

in delicious gray.

What used to take an hour

is now over within minutes.

But, again, you're welcome.

Finally, modern hardware.

It's like

the Christmas morning

nobody asked for

and only I wanted.

Ugh!

Man, this thing's on here

like Wilbur

on a Western sandwich.

Gotta have

a backup plan.

Mmm!

Your Wizzleband is designed

to be worn 24/7.

It's waterproof

and tamperproof.

Removing the Wizzleband

at any time

is neither permitted

nor possible.

Wait, can he see us?

I can see every classroom

in the school.

Students receive instant

feedback on their behavior,

both positive and negative.

assess behavior.

Bruno Walton

and Boots O'Neil:

attempted removal

of Wizzleband.

Five demerits.

Wha...

Okay, that's creepy.

Wilbur Hackenschleimer:

food distraction.

Two demerits.

Worth it!

Elmer Drimsdale:

toy distraction.

Three demerits.

Chemistry is not a toy!

Vandalism.

Ten demerits.

This is so ridiculous...

I, uh, I mean, uh...

Respectfully,

how is it any different

than George

patrolling the halls,

giving out demerits?

George's demerits don't

actually count for anything.

Sturgeon was just humoring him.

I've been such a fool!

Five demerits, George.

Five.

How far

did she make us run?

Twice around the world?

Three times?

I lost track

somewhere in Europe.

This is

Eugenia Scrimmage calling

for the fifth time today.

I know Superintendent Snow

is very busy,

but this Peabody person

is simply

not a good fit

for my girls.

Sugar!

Sounds like Scrimmage

is getting angry.

But Miss Scrimmage

never gets angry.

She just said "sugar".

When Scrimmage

lists the names of the foods

that she considers unhealthy,

that's her way

of swearing.

Don't put me on hold.

Oh, bacon bits!

Candy corn.

Pork rinds!

Traditional classroom lectures

are now a thing of the past.

Instead of learning facts

and skills,

Wizzleware lessons stimulate

certain parts of the brain.

Let's begin.

This exercise is called

"Get the ball."

The object

is to get the ball.

See how many times

you can get the ball.

So what's the point?

Questions don't get the ball.

Getting the ball

gets the ball.

This is weird, but this is

the best I've ever done in math.

Yeah, this is English.

Even better!

But soft,

what light through

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