Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War Page #3

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not midnight

of the next solstice.

Fall in now!

Uh, excuse me, but what are we

supposed to fall in to?

Maybe it's a trust exercise.

I'll go first.

Fall in means to take your

positions in an orderly fashion,

standing at attention

and awaiting further orders.

Um, Miss Scrimmage

doesn't give us orders.

She only gives

thoughtful suggestions.

Do I look like

Miss Scrimmage to you?

Uh, no,

but I do,

because I'm her.

Hello, girls.

I see that you've met

our new assistant

headmistress, Miss Peabody.

Let's all give her

a very warm

Scrimmage Academy

welcome.

Superintendent Snow

sent us Miss Peabody

to share her unique approach

to educating young women.

Army, Navy, Air Force...

by the time

I'm through with you,

you can join one of these

outfits for your vacation.

What I think Miss Peabody means

is that you have

several career options

to choose from,

so choose wisely.

Now straighten those lines

before I give you

so many push-ups

that your arms fall off

and you bleed out

from your shoulders!

What I think Miss Peabody

is saying,

is that she completely

respects you,

and she is using

vivid imagery

to motivate you.

I look at all of you,

and you know what I see?

I see Chihuahuas!

Pomeranians!

Lapdogs.

That's all about to change.

I'm kicking you out of the lap

and into the real world.

Oh, I think what

Miss Peabody is saying

is that

if you work very hard,

it will pay off?

And when I'm done with you,

you're not gonna be

lapdogs anymore.

You're gonna be German

Shepherds! St. Bernard's!

Rottweiler's!

Work dogs.

Can I be a Labradoodle?

No!

And as work dogs,

you'll finally be of use

to society and yourself.

Am I understood?

Yes, ma'am!

Good.

All right, lapdogs,

obedience school begins

with a five-mile run!

Move out!

Hut two, hut two...

I don't know about this.

I know this much:

it won't be boring.

Keep in mind, girls,

you can choose to be cats.

Isn't there some kind of

a warm-up necessary for this?

Maroon jumpsuits.

Who's actually

gonna wear these?

Check it out, guys.

Woo!

Durable, breathable,

and spaghetti sauce

hardly shows.

I stand corrected.

Either way,

I don't think we have a choice.

What? Okay, no, no,

there's no way

we have to wear these.

Remember, students, your

new uniforms are mandatory.

Okay, this can only

last a couple days.

For the rest

of the school year.

This can't be happening.

And yes, students,

this is happening.

Welcome to Macdonald Hall

Prison for Boys.

Yeah, visiting hours

never till never.

Hey...

Hm... some kind of bracelet.

Whoa!

I can't get it off now.

Yeah, I don't think anybody

else can, either.

Your new uniforms

are designed

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