Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War Page #5
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yonder doorway breaks?
Lo, 'tis Headmaster Sturgeon,
here to do
his annual recitation.
- Distraction detected.
- Distraction detected.
Distraction detected.
What on earth
is going on in here?
English class, sir.
English...?
So where's Mr. Vickers?
With the other teachers,
playing poker
in the teachers' lounge.
You have got
to be kidding me.
Mr. Sturgeon, is there
a reason for this disruption?
Actually, yes, there is.
There's a tradition here
at Macdonald Hall
going back
about a hundred years,
where the headmaster
kicks off the new term
and delivering
a good old-fashioned
Shakespearean monologue.
I used to be considered quite
the scene stealer
back in my drama club days.
Ahem, here we go.
Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio,
- Distraction detected.
- Distraction detected.
Mr. Sturgeon, I will have to
ask you to stop this intrusion.
I'm hardly the intruder
here, Mr. Wizzle.
Surely there's room
for the Bard in Wizzleware.
Actually,
Wizzleware has condensed
all of the work
of Shakespeare
into easily
understandable directives.
Wizzleware, what is the point
of Hamlet?
Don't marry
your brother's wife,
and avoid morose
introspection.
Oh, that is absurd.
Surely you can't condense
a play like Romeo and Juliet
into a sentence.
always check your messages.
Okay, that's fair.
Wizzleware
eliminates the need
for any outdated
teaching practices.
The old ways,
like the dinosaurs,
had their day,
and that day is done.
Gather up your gym socks,
Boots, I've got laundry to do.
What?
I'm out. I'm done.
The bet is off.
But I don't care,
because nobody calls
my headmaster a dinosaur.
Okay, thank you, Bruno.
That's enough.
Identify and assess.
talking distraction.
Five demerits.
Please be seated,
Mr. Walton.
Class, resume your lesson.
Bruno, sit down.
A- and if
he was a dinosaur,
he'd be a killer T. rex,
and then maybe you'd show him
the respect he deserves.
Thank you, Bruno.
Sit down.
Reassess.
Insubordination.
Ten demerits.
All right, look, that's
enough out of both of you.
But you know, Mr. Wizzle,
I fail to see how all
this screen tapping
could possibly instill
a lifelong love of language.
It doesn't,
which is precisely why
it's so much more efficient.
Goodbye, Mr. Sturgeon.
You should be careful
with your demerits.
The Wizzlebands
for a reason.
You're the one who needs
to be careful, Wizzle,
because this means war.
I hereby
call this meeting of
the Anti-Wizzle Committee
to order.
All in favor
of getting rid of Wizzle
and his high-tech,
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