BrainDead Page #5

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Old stag movies, Eh?

Yeah.

Is that the one

With the donkey

And the chambermaid?

No, Please.

All right.

I understand,

Lionel.

Some things

A man prefers

To do on his own.

It's all part

Of the grieving process.

Be seeing you, Lionel.

Man on radio:
Nijinsky

Was of what nationality?

Second man on radio:

Nijinsky is russian.

Russian is right.

That's very good.

Um, 13.

Number 13,

He's going for.

Lionel!

I dropped a shilling.

It must have, Uh...

Rolled down the drain.

I come to see you,

You shut the door

In my face.

You built a big wall.

I telephone,

And you don't answer.

Why?

Speak to me.

You don't want

To see me anymore?

It was a mistake.

Sorry.

Good-Bye.

Paquita.

Leave me alone.

I'm sorry.

Leave me alone.

Take your hands

Off her, You creep!

You know what they're saying

About you, Don't you?

You've gone funny

In the head.

A real bloody weirdo.

You touch her again,

And I'll knock you into

The middle of next week.

Hello. Hello.

How's cute little selwyn

There?

Peekaboo.

Peekaboo.

So I said...

Yeah!

Hyperactive.

So, I tackled

This guy, Right?

I brought him down

This real bone cruncher.

And the ball rolls free,

So I scooped it up,

And you know what I did?

I drop-Kicked

From 50 yards out.

Ha ha! God, You

Should have seen it.

Put us 3 points ahead.

Gave us the match.

Fantastic.

Hello, Lionel.

That's quite

A collection Of stiffs You got down there.

And I thought you were

Such a quiet chappie.

Uncle les,

They're not what you think.

Back off, Mate!

Lay a hand on me,

I'll have you

For breakfast.

I'm sorry, Lionel.

If I don't

Report this,

I'll be an accessory

After the fact.

I hope they can keep it

Out of the papers

For your mother's sake.

She always

Hated a scandal.

This is hard

For me, Lionel,

Informing on

Me sister's boy and all.

Of course, If I was

To keep me mouth shut,

I'd be taking

A hell of a risk.

Hey, Put me through

To the police, Please.

Of course,

If I was to, Uh,

Get my fair share

Of vera's estate,

I might be

More inclined

To protect a member

Of the family.

You want the money?

Speak to sergeant bauer.

I'd like to report

A multiple murder.

Yes, I'll wait.

The money and the house.

Blood is thicker

Than water, Lionel.

Yeah, G'day.

Les about?

Hey, You bastard!

Thought

We'd pop over

And take a squish

At your new digs.

Yeah, Mate. Why not?

Rip the skins off

A few brown ones.

Yeah. We'll make

A night of it.

Where are you going?

Just for a walk.

No, Mate. These people

Want a feast.

We'll get a party going.

Let's get

Some snacks, Mate.

You got real-Live

Stiffs here?

Man:
Hey, Les, Let's

Stick some real music on.

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