Synopsis: A young, fresh-faced Hill staffer gets her first job in Washington, D.C. to discover two things: The government has stopped working, and alien spawn have come to earth and eaten the brains of a growing number of Congressmen and Hill staffers.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Horror
44 min

I've got the vibes.

This thing is evil,


I got a bad feeling.

Shut up and keep moving.

Is big mistake.

Let it go, Man.

We set it down,

And we let it go.

It's only a bloody monkey,

For christ's sake.

Now pick it up.


You no pick up the cage,

You no get

The big dollars.



Holy shit!

Don't move!

What are these buggers

Playing at?

He says that that monkey

Must be set free.

He says we must leave

This valley

And never return,

Or the evil spirits

Will exact their revenge.


Look and see. Permit.


I'm a new zealand

Zoo official,

And this monkey is going

To new town.

Oh! Aah! Aah!



Move it!

Start her up! Quick!



Drive, You buggers!


Man, Wait.

Step on it!

The little bugger bit me.



You've got the bite.

There's... There's some

Dettol in the jeep.

Aw, Jeez! No!

No! What are you doing?!


Oh, Jee... Oh!


Thank you.

HI, Paquita.

Good morning, Roger.

That's the lot.

Tell your dad I'll be

Round on thursday

With the saveloys.

That's a pretty dress,


See you later,


You like that boy,


Shuffle the cards.

We will see

If you and roger

Are destined

To be together.

Create his image

In your mind

And cut the cards.


I thought we'd seen

The last of this.

Whenever he come,

You start over again.


Is you.

And this...

Is the man

Of your future.

But he doesn't look

Like roger.

It is not roger.

There will be

One romance,

And it shall last


Romance. Puh.

What about money?

This man will enter

Your life...

In the near future.

And you will become...

Romantically entangled

With him

Almost immediately.

But who is it?

You will recognize

This man...

By the symbol...

Of the star...

And of the moon.

What is this?

Oh! No, Not that one.


We have a customer.

It is bad, Yes?

Oh, Nothing.


Uh, Just dropping off

Our order.

Mum says to pack

The biscuits on top,

Because she doesn't

Want any broken.

Uh, Actually...

I'll take

One of these now.


Santa maria.

I better be off,




Woman on radio:

Good morning, Everybody.

Morning, Everybody.

Well, Now I'd like...

There's a beetle.


There. Under the fridge.

Horrid little creature

Scuttled right in front of me.

I thought I told you

To spray this house!

The place is infested

With vermin.

I'll get on it

Straight away, Mum.


You'll be pleased

To know

That your mother has been

Voted treasurer elect

Of the w.L.W. L...

The wellington ladies

Welfare league.

Ah, That's great, Mum.

And on friday,

The president

Nora matheson

Is dropping by to offer

Her congratulations.

Wow. The president.

Oh, God!

Look at the state

Of this place!

All the windows

Will have to be polished.

Woman on radio:

Brighter, Cleaner wash.

Look at this dust!

It's an inch thick!

You'll have to do

The silver.

I polished it

Last week.

And the drapes

Need cleaning.

Woman on radio:

Once a week, Once a month...

I just mowed

The lawn.

Does this look like

A well-Maintained frontage?

Woman on radio:
Very often

After drying the dishes...

Get up,

You stupid dog.


I'll help you.

No. I manage.

Your brother usually does

The deliveries.

Not today.

Ohh. Is big house.

You live here always?


You like my dog?

Is very big, Yes?

Any bigger,

And he'd belong in a zoo.

Zoo? Pardon?

Zoo. You know.

Uh... Animals.



I like to go with zoo.

I go with the zoo?

Oh, No. No, No.

You want to go

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Michelle King

Michelle King (née Stern; born 1958) is an American television writer and producer. She is married to Robert King, who is also her writing partner. The couple created the legal drama series The Good Wife, which earned them a Writers Guild of America Award. They have also created the comedy-drama BrainDead. more…

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