BrainDead Page #4

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The theme of

Today's service

Is the sanctity

Of motherhood.

Vera cosgrove

Will be surely missed

By her friends

And grieving family,

For she was indeed

A fine woman,

And everything a boy

Could wish for in a mother.

Father mcgruder:
Lionel...

Though deprived of his father

At an early age,

Was blessed with an abundance

Of mother love.

Father mcgruder:

Though our dear ones depart,

They live on in our hearts

And memories

Until,

In the fullness of time,

We, Too, Depart

From this world...

Until we are reunited

Once again.

A christian spirit

Is eternal.

Yea, Whosoever believeth

In the lord jesus christ

Shall be...

Resurrected.

Poor lionel.

He was always dreadfully

Attached to his mother.

Well, I've seen some displays

Of grief in my day,

But nothing

Quite like that.

Do you need anything?

I'm fine.

I called

To see you yesterday,

But you didn't

Answer the door.

I just want to be left

Alone for a while, Ok?

At least he's

Well provided for.

Yes, Well, The cosgroves

Were hardly paupers.

He'll be the sole

Beneficiary.

Hey, Guys.

Look what I found.

What are you doing

With this thing?

Digging up a few stiffs?

L...

Shut up!

You know

What you are?

A bloody sicko.

Yeah, Mean talk.

Get his wallet.

That's my mother

You're pissing on.

It's a zombie!

Mom, No!

What in God's name

Is going on here?

The devil is amongst us.

Stay back, Boy.

This calls

For divine intervention.

Yaaaaaah!

I kick ass for the lord!

There you are, Mum.

Void.

Use the spoon.

Hey, Hey.

Cut that out.

Shh.

How's it going, Lionel?

Uh...

Come on, Mate.

I'm dying for a slash.

I've got a urinary infection.

Christ, What a stink.

Yeah. Dog

Must have crawled

Under the house

And died.

Can't have been easy for you

These past few weeks, Lionel,

What, With your mother gone.

Who's that, Uh,

Little girl

You've been seeing?

What?

You know,

The little latin number

With the cute bum.

Paquita.

Oh, Yeah, Paquita.

That's the one.

She's a bit of all right.

Wouldn't mind her

Doing the growl on me.

So...

All this is coming

Your way, Eh?

Of course, Uh...

Your mother

Was always intending

To leave me a bequest.

Oh.

Oh, Yes.

We talked about it

Many times.

It was a foregone

Conclusion, Really.

It's just, With her

Dying suddenly,

She didn't get the chance

To include me in her will.

Well, You'll have

To talk to the lawyers

About it, Uncle les.

Don't bring the bloody

Lawyers into it.

This is a private

Family matter.

What the hell's that?

It's the pipes.

They do that sometimes.

It's not the pipes,

Lionel.

It's somebody

Doing the business.

Please, Uncle les,

You just gotta leave.

So you found your dad's

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