Boy Meets Girl Page #5

None of your business.

Shut your mouth.

Hi, may I come in?

- Of course, hey!

- Hi.

Wow.

You look...

really cute.

Well, thank you.

Hey, Robby.

Hey.

And who is this?

This is my little brother, Sam.

Sam, this is Francesca.

Well, hello, Sam.

Nice to meet you.

Now don't tell me

you made that, too.

Yup.

Wow.

Oh, um, hey, uh,

do you think

I can use your ladies'

room real quick?

Uh, yeah, it's down

the stairs to the left.

Okay.

Do you have an extra tampon?

I swear I thought I brought one.

Please?

Oh, my God.

Silly me!

You have a YouTube channel!

So how many subscribers?

Eleven hundred.

Get out!

You are famous!

Hardly.

Daily Grace has a few million.

See now, all you need

is one celebrity

to wear one of your designs,

and you'll have

a couple million in no time.

Well,

I'll leave you ladies to it.

Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry.

I-I didn't mean

to chase you off.

Oh, no, he has his

man-whoring to do anyway.

The sun's down.

I was actually havin' fun

hangin' out with you but,

uh, you know, whatever.

Oh, I can leave.

It's no problem.

Robby, I'm gonna kill you.

Tell her you're kiddin'.

All right, I'm-I'm just givin'

you a hard time, Francesca.

I gotta go anyway.

- Yes, he's sure!

- Yes, I'm positive.

You ladies have fun.

I'll talk to you later.

Keep it real, Shortcake.

- Later, Riley.

Mm-hmm.

So, what do you do?

On your channel?

Well, um, here.

Sam?

Good to go.

Hey, everybody,

it's Ricky again,

and I have a very special guest.

This is my fabulous

new friend Francesca Duval.

Say hi to all your new fans.

- Hi!

So, Francesca's wearin' an

adorable little summer outfit.

It's not too slutty, I mean,

sexy, and not too prim.

Just right.

So, those are

Diesel Skinny jeans?

Oh, uh, mm-hmm.

And, uh, looks like you're

rockin' your own patriotic look

with a fabulous

graphic tank from,

I wanna say, Free People?

Right again!

And the hottest wedges.

Sam, the cameraman, can you

please pan down to show those?

What are they?

I wanna say, are they Guess?

Good guess!

Fabulous! The whole thing,

very, very put together.

Now, for those of my viewers

who can't afford to spend

five hundred dollars

on a casual

Sunday out-with-the-girls,

Sam, cover your ears,

"Not even tryin'

to get laid," outfit.

Uh, how do you know

I'm not tryin' to get laid?

Can I uncover my ears now?

No!

I'm just kiddin'.

I'm, uh,

I'm savin' myself, of course,

for my darlin' fianc

who is in Afghanistan.

Really?

How virtuous.

See, gents, old-fashioned

girls do still exist,

and they can be fun and sexy,

and you shouldn't

judge a book by its cover.

I mean, unless you're

just interested in the cover,

which, in my case,

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