Boy Meets Girl Page #4

I already checked.

You'll get accepted.

I know it!

Thanks, kiddo.

Now don't worry, honey.

Vera Wang's

got nothin' on you.

Vera Wang does

wedding gowns, Dad.

I don't wanna

do wedding gowns.

All right, well, you know,

Betsy Johnson then.

She went bankrupt.

I mean she's back now,

but I don't wanna go bankrupt.

You wanna give

your old man a break?

I'm a mechanic,

for cryin' out loud.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I am very impressed

with your fashion acumen.

All right,

you tread lightly now.

What's acumen mean?

Well, it means

that I have a- a wealth

of deep and insightful

knowledge about many things.

In this case,

about the fashion world

that your big sister's

about to reinvent.

I have pie acumen.

Indeed you do, Son.

Indeed you do.

Hello, Baby.

Ah, I miss you, Baby Doll.

So how's everythin'

goin' at home?

Well, I am

gettin' my dress tomorrow.

Oh, you're gonna

look just like an angel.

You know, that's probably

the one thing civilized

about these Arabs,

saving themselves for marriage.

Just like you, Baby.

My virgin angel.

God, stop!

Oh! Hey, uh, I made

some new friends today,

and they say they know you.

- No way.

- Yeah.

Well, who?

Uh, Robby Riley?

Uh, and his friend Ricky?

The tranny?

- Don't call her that.

- You hung out with them?

Well, she's just like

any other normal girl.

I mean she's just like me.

Okay, seriously,

you're gonna make me puke now

you keep talkin' like that.

Well, she said since you're

fightin' for America and all,

that you're

all right in her book.

Yeah, well, I ain't

fightin' for the America

that f***ing thing is part of!

I just miss you, Baby.

I can't wait 'til you're home.

Ninety-three more days.

Yeah.

Well, I gu-I guess

I should be goin'.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

Be careful.

I love you too, Baby.

Really, Ricky,

don't worry about it.

I'm not worried,

I'm just annoyed.

They should

be growin' faster by now.

I've been on hormones

for, like, seven years

Yeah, but guy-guys

don't care about that sh*t.

Yeah, well as soon

as I can afford it

I'm gonna get implants.

No, but-but it's, Ricky,

it's not the size, okay?

It's the- it's the shape,

it's the feel,

it's the- it's the buoyancy.

You don't know

what buoyancy means.

The cute little tits

are just so sexy, okay?

They feel great,

they're wonderful.

I- those-those big ole

fake balloons f***in' thing -

I wouldn't get

anything like that.

Just nice,

small elegant C-cups.

I-I wouldn't.

Really.

Don't you peek, now.

Yuck. As if.

Okay, Sam,

you can come back in.

Is that one gonna work?

I think so.

Who's that from?

- New girlfriend.

- Who?

Invite her over.

Well, who is she?

This new girlfriend?

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