Bordering on Bad Behavior Page #6

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But here you are telling me

that you love to kill Arabs.

Now how the f*** does that work?

Yeah, because your Muslim

Jihad, that blows themself up

in our buses

are innocent, right?

No Ari, that's not

what I'm saying,

all extremists need to have

their head read, okay?

The media just makes us

look real like sh*t!

That's true.

Come live in America,

say a bad thing about a Jew

and they will

cut your balls off.

But land in the US as an Arab

and get harassed.

Baz, to be fair, you did

blow up our twins.

Which was a colossal f*** up.

Now I'm not saying that

mistakes haven't been made.

But can you imagine if the Arabs

started crying to the world

that they have been persecuted?

By the Romans, the Ottomans,

the British, the French, Tom,

Dick and f***ing Dirty Harry?

People would laugh!

Well the media has put bad spin

on you people, that's true.

I mean why is it okay for you

guys to be put on a pedestal

and wrapped in cotton wool?

F*** you, man!

We have been persecuted.

People all over the world

have been persecuted!

Yeah whatever, this is our land

so both of you can get the f***

out of here.

Look, what happened to

all the Arabs,

the Jews, the Christians that

were all living together, huh?

I'll tell you what happened.

When the Zionist movement

of the world decided it was

a good time to take Palestine,

they put a gun to their heads

and told everyone to f*** off.

You ever heard

of the Balfour Declaration?

Yep!

Huh?

The British mandate, the United

Nations resolution that states

half of the land of Palestine

is given to the Arabs

which they rejected and the

other half is given to the Jews!

What about the massacres, son!

You forget that?

Groups such as the Irgun,

Lehi, Haganah?

Haganah took out British authorities,

and resident Arabs.

Well you know, sh*t was

happening on both sides, Bob.

That's war.

And the Arabs were no

f***ing angels either.

In '48,

when the British withdrew,

Israel was immediately attacked

by the Arab nations.

So I'm very sorry that after

6 million Jews

that were slaughtered

in the holocaust,

we had to defend ourself.

What about that Six-Day War, huh?

What about it?

It was a glorious victory.

Oh come on, that was land

grabbing son, land grabbing.

Sh*t happens.

What about the invasion

of Lebanon, mate?

Your PLO buddies started it,

we just finished it.

F*** off, Ari!

What about the 17,000 Lebanese civilians

who died in the conflict of '82?

How the f*** do you know so much

about Middle East politics, huh??

Well I've been living in the

Middle East about 10 years,

and I got a degree

in political science,

which makes me not just a red-neck

but a very, very smart red-neck!

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