Bordering on Bad Behavior Page #5

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Why was the door unlocked

in the first place?

'Cause Bob wanted to tan

his beautiful body of a man!

That's true, that is true.

But we always leave

the door open, I mean...

nothing ever happens here.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

We're pretty much f***ed,

aren't we, right?

When that door opens,

I'm firing the first shot.

With any luck, I can make a run

for the border.

It's either that or I'm dead.

If you do that...

Israel will attack

Lebanon and...

anybody else she views

as a threat and...

boom!

Bomb blast.

Tel Aviv.

Five minutes ago.

Car bomb, f***ing car bomb.

Many people are wounded,

some are dead.

You want a beer?

It's nice and cold.

You married, Bob?

Boyfriend, girlfriend?

Actually, I...

lost my wife five years ago

to cancer, so yeah.

- I'm sorry to hear that, mate.

- Yeah.

Well that's a f***ing shame,

Bob.

Things happen.

How about yourself?

- I'm married.

- Bob!

Bob!

What?!

Give me one of those cigarettes.

Can he have a cigarette?

No!

You know what, why don't you

paint yourself blue,

get inside the ocean,

f***ing drown, huh?

- What does that mean?

- Some Jew thing, I think.

- I don't even know what that means.

- F*** this, f*** this sh*t!

F*** this!

I've had enough of this

f***ing bullshit.

Shoot me.

Come on, you goddamn Arabic dog.

My grandfather killed you Arabs,

my dad killed you Arabs,

I'm gonna kill a few more Arabic

scum sh*t like you before I die.

- Shoot me!

- Baz, no.

Isn't it great how we can

just shoot you f***ers?

Blow your homes up

and no one talks about it?

I love it.

The whole world thinks

nothing of you.

You give us 20 more years

and we'll exterminate you to the

very f***ing last of you b*tches!

You're a tough motherf***er with five

or six Army buddies behind you, huh?

But a big f***ing p*ssy,

one on one.

Do it, you f***ing p*ssy,

come on.

I'm going to f***ing kill you.

This is for your grandfather,

this is for your father.

Come on,

you f***ing Israeli psycho!

You f***ing p*ssy!

Sit the f*** down!

Hey, hey, come on, Ari.

F***ing okay.

F***ing let me go, f*** you!

Settle down now.

Come on now.

Here, here, have a drink.

Have a drink.

Why'd you have to hit him

so hard for?

Come on, God darn.

It's okay, kid.

F*** off!

You know what, Ari?

You're more barbaric than

a pit bull in heat.

- You are kind of f***ed up.

- Shut the f*** up, Bob.

Okay.

Why is the world so scared

of you guys?

I mean, you got the whole world

shitting in their pants!

You say a thing against a Jew,

and the media goes f***ing ape-sh*t

with the term anti-Semitic...

The holocausts.

The f***ing Jews have been

persecuted for thousands of years.

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