Bordering on Bad Behavior

Synopsis: Bordering on Bad Behavior is a politically incorrect comedy that entertains and enthralls the viewer into a strategic moment in history where wrong is right and right is wrong, and ultimately answers that age-old question: Is blood really thicker than water? And, if war kills, can weed heal!
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
 
IMDB:
5.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
85 min
7 Views

What do you call

a good looking Arab?

What the fuck?

Thanks, mate.

Who are we escorting next,

habibi?

Put it this way...

It's a pencil-pushing tight-ass prick

you would love to punch the fuck out of,

the Defense Minister.

Ah, shit!

He's the reason we got no decent

fresh food in this place.

He keeps cutting the budget, pretty soon

we'll be throwing rocks like your mob!

Ha, ha, ha.

Your last deployment mate.

Going to miss you, Baz.

This place is gonna be

damn boring without you!

Ah, you'll find another Arab to

take the piss out of, I'm sure!

Yeah, but not a half Arab.

Hold your tongue or I'll stick

this rifle up your ass, wanker!

Yeah, you'd like that, hey!

- What the fuck is that?!

- Sir!

Sergeant Smith and I will be your escorts

to the U.S. Green Zone this morning, sir.

- ETA 20 mikes.

- What?

Ah, it will take us 20 minutes to

get to the American base, sir.

Yeah, of course.

What happened to all our

Black Hawk helicopters?

Well, sir, ah...

All the Black Hawks are

currently down at the moment,

well, with all the budget cuts.

You see that flak jacket

you're wearing, sir?

Yeah?

It has no armored plating.

A bullet would go

straight through that.

It's true, I'm using it as a

window shield in my room.

Well, you blokes do realize that

there is a recession going on, right?

Yes sir, we understand that.

But with all due respect,

it's just hard to do our job when

our equipment's falling apart.

What the fuck was that?!

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that

too much, sir.

It was nothing.

What do you fucking mean,

"nothing?"

That thing just shat its pants!

Well, sir...

due to the budget cuts,

the thing that just shat its pants,

is the only thing we have

to get us where we're going.

Is it safe?

Yes sir, it's safe.

We'll get you back to your

recession in one piece.

Might be a good idea to stop

cutting the budget,

- right sir?

- Fuck me...

New flak jackets and

helicopters for everyone.

Right on!

About time, you fucking wanker.

Abdallah!

The pride of the Golani Brigade.

Yeah, not yet.

The pricks won't let me back,

till I pass my psych test.

That's because you... need to

stop head-butting brick walls.

You still taking your meds?

Don't need them.

Shit!

You got to chill out, man.

They are living in Haifa,

they are both retired.

Actually, his wife used to

babysit me and my brother.

I don't like the look of him.

Have fun looking at a screen

and try not to kill anyone.

Fuck you, you goddamn cook!

Hey, I love my job!

What a beautiful day.

What a fucking shit hole!

Damn.

Don't be closing

that door there.

How else am I gonna tan this

beautiful body of a man, huh?

What?

You heard me.

Good arm there, boy.

Now...

Don't be closing the door.

You hear me?

Welcome!

You must be Ari?

You're one friendly motherfucker,

you ever hear that?

This place is a shit fight.

I've never seen a comm's center

run so goddamn poorly.

Settle down, Justin Timberlake,

that's the way

thing's run up here.

You need to get with

the program, okay.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

Well, I want to talk to the

officer in charge, right now.

Well, let me get right on that.

Okay, son?

They told me about you.

You're that snapperhead

with no personality.

You listen to me!

I'm a special forces soldier of

the Golani Brigade! You hear me?

Uh-uh, you were!

You're a fucking nobody.

Now you listen up, cocksucker.

Imma be leavin' this shithole

tomorrow morning,

so I'll be cussing...

and uh, drinking and calling

you a cocksucker, okay?

Now uh...

You see them three bars...

here, on my beautiful shirt?

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