Booty Call Page #4

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a old crusty-ass shrimp.

There"s that"hood-rat

emerging again.

No fighting in restaurant.

Cost you extra to fight in restaurant.

F*** me?

- My mother?

- My mother?

Suck these fortune-cookie nuts

and read your future...

You are a horse-mouth b*tch

motherf***er.

I will stick my elbow

sideways up your ass.

Hold this for me, baby. Thank you.

Bring it. Send it.

All that, now. That ain"t nothing

but some old beginner"s luck.

- Here"s a little cleavage for mommy.

- Thank you.

Cleavage? She needs a whole...

- Well, anyway...

- See, that"s why you"re losing.

Yeah, l"m losing, but I ain"t lost.

So nice. So sweet. Give it up, nigga.

L"m in the money. What? We in

the money. Got a little cleavage here.

Beginner"s luck, huh?

Sh*t happens.

You tripping.

L"m tripping?

- It"s a little messy in here.

- Girl, don"t even worry about it.

- It"s a little messy in here.

- Girl, don"t even worry about it.

- It"s about to get real messy. Ready?

- L"m gonna do my thing. Here we go.

Excuse me, but where do you two

think you"re going?

Thought l"d put on some mood music

so we could dance a little bit.

I think you have done enough

dancing for tonight.

Come on, you got the ambience here.

You know how we do it, girl.

Look, the only reason why we

came up here is to play some cards.

After that, you two are going home.

Dog, if you don"t... What is it?

L"m going to kick your ass.

Leave Killa alone. He does live here,

and you are just visiting, Bunz.

Well, if we was really in China,

l"d have his ass honey-roasted.

Play, Nikki.

- Somebody"s cheating.

- Something"s going on.

- I wish something was going on.

- Y"all are just mad...

...because you losing.

I heard that, Rushon.

- Caught you slipping again.

- Oh, that"s funny to y"all?

A guy with a girl for seven weeks,

don"t get no intimacy, and that"s funny?

Maybe the girl wants a relationship

and isn"t interested in casual sex.

Maybe the girl wants

a deeper commitment.

Maybe the girl wants a soul mate.

Maybe the girl got

some soul-searching to do.

Maybe got a brother uptown

with a 9-inch ding-dong...

...knocking the bottom out your ass.

- Shut up!

- I think it"s a legitimate question.

If I was going out with a girl for seven

weeks, know what she"d be doing?

She"d be playing the meat flute.

Riding the bologna pony.

Eating tube steak, but you gotta work

a little for the gravy.

Can I get some?

Excuse me.

Thanks so much

for sharing that with us.

L"ve been trying to share this big

paloosa with you all night, but you...

Oh, boy, am I getting tired.

Ain"t you tired, Bunz?

You know what,

l"m getting tired myself.

- It is getting a little late, though.

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