Booty Call

Synopsis: Bunz and Rushon are two best buddies who are looking forward to dating two ladies, Lysterine and Nikki. When the two boys get their lives altogether, they all fall in love. But will their lives stay peaceful?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Jeff Pollack
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
79 min

How you do it?

You just throw it like that?

Looks like I won. Man, if you don"t get

your hands off my money... Please.

- I ain"t never gonna go broke.

- Roll that sh*t again.

Brother, put your money in.

Can"t win unless you play.

You gotta throw it in there.

There we go.

Am I right? Slipped right out

of my hands. Look at that.

Yo, Bunz, we gotta go.

Seriously, his sister"s

got some ill will.

This is going to a good cause.

Sorry I gotta go like this.

Next time, to keep your sh*t,

you gotta know when to quit.

Let"s leave. Quickly.

Hey, brothers, y"all stay broke.

I mean, stay black.

Lucky you stopped me. I was about to

buy a condo in midtown.

- Lucky I stopped you?

- Hell, yeah.

I can tell Nikki, "We was late because

Bunz was on his knees playing dice."

Playing? I was the MVP.

You didn"t hear the roar of the crowd?

- Don"t want your cut?

- I ain"t saying that.

F*** you, motherf***er. Get out

of my sh*t, know what l"m saying?

I don"t need your tired ass!

Go back to your skank ho!

She called and left her f***ing number

and I caught your ass in the act!

Big nose, pop eyes, receding hairline.

Truth is, you can"t win, motherf***er!

Let me see you rise now, motherf***er!

No, I don"t think so!

Man, you ain"t got to take that.

Jab back, baby. Jab back.

Hold up one motherfucking minute!

When I need Howard Cosell,

I will call Howard Cosell!

Take your fake-dreaded ass,

pick up Mighty Mouse...

...and skippity-doo

your rank ass home, motherf***er!

Better run, man!

Got a greyhound on your back!

See? That"s why I don"t

like relationships, man.

That why I strictly deal

with booty calls.

Three a.m., no questions asked.

Speaking of that,

I don"t wanna do this blind date.

You go do your thing. L"m gonna

go back and try to win me some money.

Hey, you can do what you want, Bunz,

okay? But this girl is fine.

Miss Butterworth fine.

- It"s up to you.

- Miss Butterworth gives me gas.

Rushon, define "fine."

What does the girl look like?

I ain"t sitting at the table

with no wildebeest.

I got a reputation.

You know what l"m saying?

What about that fruit bat

you left the party with?

I was gonna tell you about that.

That girl put something

in my drink, man. L"m serious.

Because I wouldn"t go out like that.

- The girl had a beard.

- She did not have a beard.

- She had a beard. She had hair...

- She did not have a beard.

She had a goatee.

Real nice and thin...

If your girl ain"t Chinese, then why the

hell she live way down in Chinatown?

Good neighbourhood, nice apartment.

Her girlfriend lives across the hall.

The girlfriend is Chinese.

You thought l"d be upset.

I don"t mind having a little

Rice Krispies on my plate.

That means she know how

to pan-fry this noodle.

- She"s not Chinese.

- Then what"s going on? Watch yourself.

Chinese or not, she could still

snuggle up on these egg rolls.

You know what l"m saying?

They lower in fat.

See, that"s the reason why

l"II never take your ass nowhere.

You take me everywhere.

If I was a girl, we"d be dating.

Rushon"s friend is cute, right?

Oh, he"s cute enough.

No, no, no. You said he was cute.

L"m not asking you to have

the man"s baby.

Just run a little interference for me.

Know what l"m saying?


But he does have class, though, right?

You know I do not mess with anyone

that does not have class.

Trust me. He is in a class

all by hisself.

Yo, man, what kind of name

is Lystie anyway?

It"s short for Lysterine.

That"s motherfucking mouthwash.

What"s up with these wack-ass names?

I went out with this girl named Genoria,

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Takashi Bufford

Takashi Bufford was born on August 15, 1952 as Takashi A. Bufford. He is a producer and writer, more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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