Booty Call Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 79 min
- 2,357 Views
- Check my ass.
That"s what l"m talking about,
is the check.
Now, the lobster don"t even have
a price. It just says "seasonal."
So you know what that means,
And if I get you lobster and some Mot,
you know what"s happening after that.
No, what does happen?
L"m going deep-sea diving.
Bunz, this is a platinum card.
I could buy and sell
your ashy black, blue-collared ass.
- Is that right?
- Yes, it is.
Well, lookie here.
- What is that?
- It"s a gold gas card.
That means I can buy
all the gas I want...
...in all 50 states
and 11 foreign countries.
And I got platinum privileges too.
Because, you know, if you buy enough
gas, they give you coffee mugs.
A gas card?
You don"t even got a car.
Why you putting me on front street?
L"II have you to know that I laid away
...with a 427-cubic inch twin cam
with a Hurst gearshift.
Sounds like a man who has some
serious doubts about his manhood.
Those cars are nothing but extensions
of your penis or lack thereof.
Yeah. You"re right,
because my dick is only two inches...
...from the ground.
Isn"t he grand?
Can"t get a brother"s order straight.
Look, I ordered shrimp fried rice.
Can I get some shrimp?
What"s with the green leafy stuff? You
trying to fool a brother with shrubbery.
Child, that"s garnishment.
Make your food look good.
What will make my food look good
is five extra shrimp.
I thought there was no smoking
in this restaurant.
- L"II take care of this.
- Bunz, sit down.
That"s the notorious Ug Lee,
the godfather of the Leuang Triad.
He runs Chinatown.
Yeah, I know, I got all his albums.
L"II tell him you said what"s up.
I know you impressed.
You probably thought
I was just a common "hood-rat, huh?
I didn"t know you spoke Chinese.
to your ass.
- Where"d you learn?
- Watching kung fu movies.
Me and my father, we always watched
kung fu movies.
- Our TV didn"t have a vertical hold.
What l"d do is, l"d get the kung fu
videos and listen to them.
Bit by bit, I started understanding
them motherfuckers.
One time I went to
the Chinese laundry...
...and all the sh*t that sounded like,
"Ping, ting, pang"...
...started making sense.
So why didn"t y"all just buy a new TV?
Everybody ain"t got
no platinum card.
You know, there is some poor folk
out in the world.
How"s your shrimp, baby?
He ain"t got no shrimp over there.
Oh, here"s one.
You can have it, baby.
Oh, my goodness, you whipped.
That boy is whipped.
You know what?
You need to pay attention and learn.
All he did was gave you
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