Boi Page #5

SpongeBob:

Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here and he's got a giant robot!

Krabs:

Quick, boy, bar the door!

(SpongeBob shoved a flimsy chair under the doorknob)

SpongeBob:

Got it!

(The robot burst through the door and the wall surrounding it. SMASH! It flattened SpongeBob and stomped right up to Mr. Krabs)

Plankton:

I'll take one secret formula...

Krabs:

(SCREAMS)

Plankton:

...to go.

(The robot's big mechanical hand reached toward Mr. Krabs, who cowered and groaned, until suddenly...)

(...the robot sputtered and froze)

(SpongeBob peeled himself off the floor and stood up, wondering what the robot was doing)

(Inside the robot's head, Plankton stared at a gauge. The needle pointed to E)

Plankton:

Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?

(He opened a little door, climbed out of the robot's head, and walked down its extended arm to Mr. Krabs)

Plankton:

I'm not through yet. I've got something that will make you hand over that formula. Something you can't resist.

(Plankton whipped out his wallet)

Krabs:

(GASPS) Money!

Plankton:

Yes!

(Swaggering over his long-awaited victory, Plankton opened his wallet)

(It was empty)

(Plankton's eye bulged in disbelief)

Plankton:

Huh? That's... That's... That's impossible! Well, it was full of money just last week.

(He thought hard about where all his money could possibly have gone)

Plankton:

And then I bought that airplane and built that tank.

(Mr. Krabs chuckled)

KRABS:

Sounds to me like someone's just a wee bit broke!

(Plankton shrugged)

Plankton:

Well, Krabs, I guess you've won. I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business.

(He pulled out a single penny)

Plankton:

Except this one. My last penny. (CRYING) Besides, what can I do with one measly cent anyway?

(Mr. Krabs looked at the penny and licked his lips)

Krabs:

You could give it to me. Just a suggestion.

(Plankton stared at his last penny. He closed his eye and sighed)

Plankton:

Here, take it.

(He tossed the penny to Mr. Krabs, who caught it with one eager claw. Mr. Krabs kissed the penny. Then he opened his safe, tossed the penny inside)

(Plankton began to sob)

Plankton:

You've taken everything else. Why not? (SOBBING)

(Huge tears flowed from Plankton's single eye)

(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs picked him up and carried him out of his office, stopping in the restaurant's dining area. SpongeBob followed his boss)

(Mr. Krabs holds Plankton in his big claw)

Krabs:

Well, Plankton, like a reheated Krabby Patty, you've been foiled again.

(He dropped the tiny villain onto the floor)

SpongeBob:

I guess this means the secret formula is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?

Krabs:

It sure does, boy.

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