Boi Page #4

(SpongeBob frantically cranked a field radio and shouted into it)

SpongeBob:

You orders, sir!

(The Texas squirrel named SANDY CHEEKS looks at a menu at the drive-thru)

Sandy:

I'll have two Krabby Patties-extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.

SpongeBob:

Wrong channel!

(He cranked a field radio again)

SpongeBob:

Your orders, sir!

(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs answered)

Krabs:

Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! Hold the mayo!

SpongeBob:

Yes, sir!

(He hoists giant squeeze bottles onto his shoulders)

SpongeBob:

Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

(Patrick lifted a giant jar of mayo over his head)

Patrick:

(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!

(His arms shook with the effort of holding the huge jar over his head. He and SpongeBob watched as the tank rolled closer and closer...)

(Finally, their radio crackled)

Krabs:

Unleash the condiments!

SpongeBob:

With relish. (YELLS)

(He shot ketchup and mustard at Plankton's tank repeatedly before they run out, making fart noises)

SpongeBob:

Excuse me.

(He and Patrick laugh before SpongeBob gets another set of ketchup and mustard and does the same thing)

(Sandy calls through the window)

Sandy:

Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.

Krabs:

Money?

(He quickly snatches Sandy's money and gives her the food)

Krabs:

Thank you! Come again! (quickly closes the window)

(As the tank just kept on coming, firing exploding pickles at the Krusty Krab, Patrick starts getting tired)

Patrick:

I can't hold the mayo any longer!

(Patrick heaved the gaint jar of mayo right in front of the tank. CRASH!)

Plankton:

Mayo? Well, it's going to take a lot more than mayo to stop...

(BOOM! The tank ran into the mayo and exploded, sending globs of white goo flying everywhere)

(SpongeBob was carefully watching the wreckage of Plankton's tank. He saw movement)

SpongeBob:

Now what?

(SpongeBob watched in horror as a giant metal robot rose from the smoldering ashes of the tank. Plankton was working the robot's controls from a seat inside its head, He laughed a long, loud evil laugh and pushed on a control stick. The robot stomped forward. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The ground shook with every step the giant robot took)

(Patrick stared up at the robot)

Patrick:

I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs!

(He ran off)

(SpongeBob dropped the helmet and sprinted for the front door of the Krusty Krab)

SPONGEBOB:

Robot! Robot! Robot! Giant robot!

(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs was staring at the closed door. He could hear the thundering steps of the robot coming closer. He could also hear SpongeBob)

SpongeBob:

Robot! Robot!

(SpongeBob burst into the office and slammed the door shut behind him)

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