Bob the Butler Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 90 min
- 226 Views
to the Cs. You know?
Camping guide,
carpet cleaner,
carwasher,
computer hacker.
- Extraordinary.
You seem to have such faith
in yourself...
where none is justified.
- Thanks, Mr. Butler.
- Well, well, well.
Agentleman's gentleman,
by George!
- Loving breaths...
of deep...
[inhaling deeply]
...acceptance.
- All right, can we speed it up,
please?
Look - ahem -
here's my needs analysis.
I think it'll save time.
- What are you saving time for?
Yourfamily?
But you don't even have time
to enjoy your kids. Or Jacques.
- Jack's not family.
- There's too much work.
I need more time.
- Remember your mantra.
- "I cannot organize the world...
blah-blah-blah."
- Maybe you could work just as hard
and find someone
who brings the best
out of me and Bates.
- Tess, that is
a very sensible suggestion.
Do you have anyone in mind?
- Not really.
- Well...
I quite like the babysitter
we had last night.
- But Tess said he was freaky.
- He's too strict.
- He's way too strict.
- Definitely not him.
- Uh-uh.
- Well, it's not your call, children.
[Wind blowing]
- What are we doing?
- Come on, come on, come on.
Up you get.
Standing still, Mr. Tree,
is highly prized in butler circles.
- Freak.
- Just get up.
- Tiny people down below...
- Good.
I want you to clear your mind
and relax.
- Relax?
You kidding me?
I'm standing inches
- I'll tell you what,
think of the most beautiful thing
you've seen in the last 48 hours.
- Other than your ass?
- Now come on. You can do it.
I'm beginning
to have faith in you, Bob.
- Okay,
I've got it.
- What is it?
- It's a woman.
- Can you picture her?
- Yes.
- Excellent.
Hold that thought.
- Hey, kiddo, how was your day?
- Okay.
- Just okay?
Mine was pretty good.
- Does it have anything to do
with capital management?
- Yes.
- No.
[Slurping sound]
It's polite to knock.
- It's bedtime, sweetheart.
- I haven't finished.
- Now. Please?
- No.
- Ah, that's just what I need.
Thank you.
Do you wanna hear about my day?
- Now?
Your mind is full of work and kids,
work and kids, work and kids.
- I am trying to sell my business,
Jacques.
- For months, ma chrie.
But when?
- The babysitter?
- The butler.
- The children will live with him?
I'm joking.
- No, he'll live in the attic.
We'll have a babysitter
wheneverwe want.
- Perfect.
[Knocking]
- Can you hurry up in there?
You've been in there for hours.
- Almost finished.
- You'll tidy all this up?
- Yeah.
- Bates, stop that!
- Ah!
- It's a toilet bidet.
- What's a toilet bidet?
- It's like a fountain for your ass...
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