Bob the Butler Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 90 min
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- I'd invite you up
- I know, the children will up
as usual.
[Anne laughing]
- Omigod!
- What? What's wrong?
- The children's lights are all out!
What's wrong?
- Nothin'.
They've been good as gold.
- Oh, cut the BS.
What, are they bound and gagged
somewhere?
- You really should be congratulated,
ma'am,
on raising
such wondrous progeny.
Can I go now?
- Uh, normally, they're, uh...
a pain in the derriere.
I think here you say "brats."
- Well, I never say "brats."
- Well, I don't know
what you did,
but I'm impressed.
Jacques, will you pay Bob for me?
- Of course!
[Chortling]
I'm, uh...
tipping you
very generously here.
I want you to know why.
Tonight, with the kids in bed,
all night,
I get to do
what Frenchmen love to do most...
- You gonna look in the mirror
for eight hours?
Thanks, Jack.
- This moming,
those of us that remain
will address the basic skills required
for a typical day,
starting with undressing the master.
Now, I shall need a volunteer.
Mr. Tree, if you please.
Jacket.
Tie.
Waistcoat. The vest, to you.
Shirt.
- Ah, come on,
haven't you got some kind of dummy?
- Dear boy, if you intend
to be a butler, you better get used
to naked old flesh.
- You sure this isn't a British thing?
I mean, most Americans
know how to dress themselves.
- On the contrary.
We are here to educate them
to do it better.
And to dress for the right occasion.
- Whoa!
Yo, I'm outta here.
- Well, Bob,
you seem to be
the last one left.
- Mr. Butler,
I don't really know
if this is necessary.
I mean... I'll give 100 bucks
if you leave the rest on.
One-hundred and fifty.
A thousand!
Please stop there.
- Right.
Mr. Tree, let's get cracking, then.
Dress me.
[Door chiming]
- Bob, no! Nuh-uh.
- It's okay.
It's okay, Nico.
I don't wanna work here.
I can't stand the sight of blood.
All that screaming.
- You took the guy's earlobe off.
- Not on purpose.
Ah!
- You used to work here?
- Of course I used to work here.
"Barber" comes before "butler"
in the Yellow Pages.
- So how do you like it?
- Neat and tidy.
- As the man says.
- No beard.
- No beard?
- Butlers don't have beards.
- Butlers wear beards.
- No beard.
- Abit of beard.
- No beard at all.
- Itty-bit of beard?
- No beard whatever.
- Itsy-bit of beard?
- No.
Not even a little bitty-bitty-bitty-
weeny-bitty beard.
- Itty-bit of butler beard?
- Beardless.
- Itty-bit of butler beard?
- No beard!
- Itty-bit of butler beard,
itty-bit of butler beard,
itty-bit of butler bear.
Settled.
- So?
- Well, pretty much as it is.
- What do you expect to do, Bob,
if this doesn't work out?
- I'll probably move on
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