Boat Trip Page #4
Why do I ever listen to you?
Are you implying
that this is somehow my fault?
I'm not implying it.
I'm saying it.
If you hadn't insulted the travel agent,
none of this would've happened.
- Maybe there's another explanation.
- Yeah? What?
Maybe that travel agent thought
he was doing you a favor.
Because...
- You know.
- Because what?
Because you're a little fem.
That's why.
You're in shape. You're neat.
And you use those pastel
colored balls at the bowling alley.
Don't think that got past me.
You're an idiot.
A thick-headed moron.
Felicia was right. I should've
dumped your ass years ago!
If you wanted to dump somebody's
ass, it should've been Felicia's.
That chick was Satan's sister, bro.
Yeah! Devil in a d-cup!
Felicia was as frosty a b*tch
as I've ever seen in my life!
I'm gonna kill ya!
Get off.
I know I heard
do the bump-bump time.
Hey you, don't get the wrong idea.
Hector always gets the wrong idea.
That's why he is no longer welcome
in the state of Missouri.
Buddy, you pranced into the wrong
cabin. My friend and I...
we're not gay.
Ring, ring. Hold the phone. What you
tell me? You two guys are not gay?
That's right!
Go on, pull Hector's other leg.
He's got bells on it.
I'm getting out of here.
Gee. What hasn't gotten into him?
Out.
Oh, here he comes
Watch out, boy
He'll chew you up
Oh, here he comes
He's a maneater
Oh, here he comes
Watch out, boy
He'll chew you up
Oh, here he comes
He's a maneater
lwouldn't if lwere you
Bachelor number 2. What's the most
unusual place you ever made love?
Well, once I did it in a dressing
room in International Male.
Right. How about you,
bachelor number 3?
What's the most unusual place
that you ever made love?
Inside a woman.
Oh, no...
Hey! Who do I have to screw
Oops.
Oops.
Hey buddy, you okay?
Do I look gay?
Never saw an old gay
grandpa before.
Where are all the gay people at?
You're all always supposed
to want to party.
Oops. Oops.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine!
Men on dates, holding hands,
touching, kissing.
I can't take it. Then I think
"not delay it."
Took too much shop
in high school.
Help! Pick me up!
Get me out of here!
Drop down a ladder!
I like girls!
Please!
Please, come back!
I don't know anything about a flare
gun. I swear I was here all night.
A flare gun? I don't know anything.
I was here all night.
Flare gun? I don't know nothing
- Oh, sh*t!
- Okay.
Here we are.
Where's your robe?
Okay.
Okay, I give up.
I did it.
Hey, Jer, how was your evening?
Hi. Your friend
had a little too much to drink.
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