Bloodsucking Bastards Page #3
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
the inflection but...
-Ted's office in 10.
-It's a catchphrase.
I feel like everyone
needs one in the office.
-That's why...
-Yeah, it's good though.
Yeah. We really need to start
bringing fruit into this.
-We can eat it.
-I'm not ready for fruit.
Hey, Amanda. Mandy. Amanda.
Uh, sorry. Sorry to bother you,
but Ted wants everyone
in his office.
He's got an announcement
to make, I guess.
-Okay, got it.
-Okay.
sales manager.
-Is that so?
-Yeah.
Finally get that promotion.
It's kinda crazy.
I can't believe it.
It is so adult.
Manager, you know?
I feel like it was just,
you know,
yesterday when we were kids,
just laughing
And now,
Right? You know, I was listening
to NPR this morning.
They were talking about
the monogamy of gibbons,
and it's just the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
Or heard. It was on the radio,
but they had these sound bites,
you know? They're
a little chirping, you know.
Evan. I have some things to do.
-So if you'll excuse me.
-Yeah, I'm gonna... Okay.
-Uh, check in five.
-Right.
So, I'm sorry to say
without major improvements,
we're gonna have to start
laying some people off.
Mike!
It's time for a change.
Corporate thinks we need
an official sales manager again.
And I couldn't agree more.
So I'm proud to announce
our new manager of sales,
Max Phillips.
-No, no, no. Not Max.
-Who the hell is Max?
What the hell is
going on right now?
Max, Evan and I
went to college together.
It's kind of a long story.
- Hey, Evan.
- -Sup?
-That wasn't a long story.
-No.
Oh, did I mention that Max
slept with Evan's girlfriend,
so Evan had Max kicked out
of school for cheating,
so Max punched Evan in the face?
No. You skipped all that.
Question.
-What do we sell here?
-Shake weights.
-Power mustaches.
-The Abinatrix.
No, Michael. We sell dreams.
He knows my name.
Sales is... seduction.
And when you seduce,
do you say, "I have a 401k"?
Or "I floss"? No.
You say...
"I love you."
Because people make
decisions from the heart.
If you wanna sell
to fat losers in Alabama
and bored housewives in Iowa,
feed their dreams.
Convince them.
pointless slog of being human.
Give them hope, open their eyes
to something... bigger.
Sink your teeth
into their poor pathetic lives.
And give them life.
And better abs.
Our goal for this month is...
It's aggressive, yes,
but I'm confident we can hit it.
And if we don't, Ted and I
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