Big Top Scooby-Doo! Page #7

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Fred, can you walk a tight rope?

Of course, I maybe can.

Archambault can do cowboy routine.

-Not the cowboy routine.

-Why you no like cowboy routine?

Is best superb. I can make it

space cowboy for this "Celestia" thing.

Fine, do it.

With that we should be okay.

As long as Shaggy and Scooby

go over well.

Come on, everyone get into costume.

It's showtime, folks.

(SNIFFS)

What's that smell?

-We were in the sewer.

-And we were digging through garbage.

(LAUGHS)

You Americans really know how to party.

(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKERS)

-Everyone ready?

BOTH:
No.

Great. I'm going to start the show.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Ladies and gentlemen.

With the finest talent

from five continents...

...the Brancusi Circus presents, "Celestia."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

(HORN WAILS)

(DAPHNE SHRIEKS)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

LENA:

Mm.

(GROWLS)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

Whoa.

Do it again. They love it.

(SPEAKlNG IN SPANISH)

(YELLS)

Heh. I fell.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

Nice working with you.

Yippee-ki-yay,

I am the space cowboy, oui?

But in Quebec,

cowboy don't do things the easy way.

(LAUGHS)

(WHINNIES)

(LAUGHING)

Is best superb, oui?

(HORSE NEIGHING)

(AUDIENCE GASPING)

You see what I mean?

It makes people uncomfortable.

Totally.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...may I present Scooby and Shaggy?

Hello, Atlantic City.

I give you Scooby-Doo.

AUDIENCE:

Ooh.

Ta-da.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, I'm Shaggy, his, uh, trainer.

AUDIENCE (CHANTING):

Shaggy! Shaggy! Shaggy!

But what about me?

Shaggy! Shaggy! Shaggy!

That went well.

You're up, human comet.

I can't do this.

(SHRIEKS)

-Don't worry. You are going to be fine.

-You think so?

Eh, fifty-fifty.

Aah! Werewolves.

(AUDIENCE GASPING)

(GROWLING)

Well, that's a relief.

(CHATTERING)

Those costumes are awesome.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Like, don't bite us.

I don't wanna be a werewolf.

And I'm already a dog.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

Get away, shoo. Go chase a cat.

Huh?

There has to be something we can do.

Usually I drop a net on....

Ooh, that's a big net.

No bitey. I am not a chew toy.

(SHAGGY YELLS)

Huh?

(YELLING)

(WHIMPERING)

(YELLS)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

Scooby!

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

Shaggy. Scooby.

Lead them over this way.

Like, I'll try.

-Now!

-Unh!

-Got them.

MARIUS:
Come on.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

They have to be here.

Apparently not.

Very strange.

How could they just disappear like that?

(HONKING)

Maybe, but where would they hide

the forklift?

Why did they attack?

They weren't stealing jewels.

They went right for Shaggy

and Scooby.

-You think they were trying to scare us off?

-It could be.

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