Big Top Scooby-Doo! Page #6

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-Shaggy.

-Sweden. Ha, ha. Duh.

Kangaroos.

(CHUCKLES)

Has he been kicked

in the head or something?

Not yet.

Like, all this speculationing

is making me hungry, Scoob.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guys, we are heading

for the legendary Cap'n Fatty's Rib Ranch...

...home of the

more-than-all-you-can-eat special.

You eat as much as you can,

then they force dessert...

-...down your throat with a spatula.

-My kind of place.

Anyone care to join us?

We'll catch up with you.

-Okay, bye.

-Just be back in time for the show.

I mean, seriously.

Like by a mule, kicked?

After this, Scoob, we will have visited

almost all of the greatest rib joints...

-...in America.

-Yeah.

All that's left is that one where the ribs

come with a coupon for free heart surgery.

-What's it called?

-The rib reaper.

Yeah, the rib reaper.

Someday, Scooby-Doo. Some....

(WEREWOLF GROWLING)

(SHAGGY GASPS)

Okay, when I say run, I want you to--

I didn't say it. Aah!

Huh?

(WHIMPERS)

(BOTH GASP)

(GROANING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Like, how did it get in there so fast?

I don't know.

FRED:

Shaggy and Scooby.

What's going on?

Guys, I think we hit something.

Werewolf!

(BOTH YELL)

There's two.

-And that one, I think it's Schmatko.

-I beg your pardon?

Schmatko, the clown.

I recognize his costume.

Schmatko, it's me. Motorcycle girl.

(ROARS)

He doesn't sound very friendly.

Actually he wasn't all that friendly

even before he turned into a werewolf.

(ALL SCREAMING)

DAPHNE:
This way.

SHAGGY:
No, this way.

(BOTH GASP)

DAPHNE:

Uh-oh.

They're after the girls.

We gotta do something.

It's time to take out the trash.

Dang. They're fast.

(CLANGING)

What's that?

I'm gonna guess it's Daphne and Velma

pounding on the manhole cover...

...you just buried under a ton of garbage.

DAPHNE:
Get us out of here.

VELMA:
We're in the sewer.

(FRED SIGHS)

Well, guess we better start digging.

Oh, this is worse than when the sword

swallower go the hiccups.

Did he leave a note?

(HONKS)

What about on the fridge?

Did you look on the fridge?

(HORN HONKS)

Of course I don't think you're stupid, I--

Don't you think I know that?

Thank goodness you're here.

Schmatko's missing. Sisko hasn't seen him

since 6 a.m.

Six-thirty.

-He's a werewolf.

-What?

We just got chased by two werewolves,

and one was wearing Schmatko's clothes.

They broke into the museum

and stole an emerald necklace.

He's collecting jewels.

And he's making more werewolves.

It's just like in lngolstadt.

I know this is bad, but we've got a show

to do in half an hour.

Nothing is impossible.

-Daphne, you'll stand in for Schmatko.

-I'm doing what now?

We'll need to fill some time.

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