Big Top Scooby-Doo!

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(BEEPING)

(GUARD SNORING)

Like to thank the Academy...

...and all its members...

(ALARMS RINGING)

...and thank the little people!

Halt!

(GROWLS)

Oh. No, no! Aah!

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLING)

(SIRENS WAILING NEARBY)

Freeze!

(ROARS)

(OFFICERS GASP)

-Was that your mom?

-Dude, shut up.

(OFFICERS GRUNT)

-Did I hit it? I think I hit it.

-I don't think it matters much...

...unless you've got

silver bullets in that thing.

Also, you're right,

it did kind of look like my mom.

(HOWLS)

(GROWLS)

DAPHNE:

A whole week in Atlantic City.

This is gonna be the best vacation

since Pismo Beach.

Didn't we get attacked

by a demon clam there?

Okay, since Santa Fe.

Where we were chased

by those radioactive cactus monsters.

-Since Washington D.C.?

-Washington?

Hmm, Washington?

What happened there?

Hmm. Lincoln Memorial.

Oh, heh. Oh, yeah,

the Lincoln Memorial came to life...

...and tried to stomp on Scooby-Doo.

"Four score and:
"

(GROWLS)

Calm down, guys. This is Atlantic City.

The fun capital of the world.

Nothing bad ever happens here.

Well, gangland shootouts.

Okay, yeah, obviously,

gangland shootouts.

But otherwise,

it's nothing but fun, fun, fun.

Beaches and shows and--

(SHAGGY YELLS)

Wulfsmoon!

My favorite band.

Gang, we have to see them

while we're here.

Their lead singer, Wulfric,

is so awesome.

He does that one song that goes:

(HUMMING)

You think that's cool,

check this out.

A circus.

Remember how I explained to you

what "cool" means?

I love the circus.

You know, I took that

circus-arts class last summer.

ALL (IN UNISON):

We know.

I really could have mastered the trapeze

if I hadn't broken all those bones.

The trick is to not fall.

That's great, Fred,

but, like, not everyone loves the--

We gotta go see it tonight.

-Really? I think we'd rather--

-My treat.

-Maybe some other--

-I insist.

-But we don't--

-I'm glad that's settled.

You guys are gonna love it.

Hooray, the circus.

(SCOOBY GROANS)

Well, they don't open

till tomorrow night.

-Let's get going.

-Hang on.

-I wanna see if there's anyone here.

-Wait, no. Like, they're closed.

I am not going into a dark circus.

Hey, the door's open.

Let's just have a little look around.

(BOTH WHIMPER)

Okay, I am not staying

in a dark circus.

Look at this place.

Even the stuffed animals are scary.

Especially that. What is that, a clown?

Come on, guys.

On the creepy scale this place ranks

higher than a graveyard.

An old graveyard.

Higher than an old graveyard

in a swamp. On fire.

Hello? Anybody here?

Scoob...

...like, I have a really bad feeling about--

(BOTH YELL)

BOTH:

Phew.

(BOTH YELL)

SHAGGY:

Run, Scoob!

(ALL GRUNT)

(ALL SHRIEK)

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry. But the door was open

and we just--

Open? But I'm sure I locked--

(HOWLING NEARBY)

He is here.

-Come. We should stick together.

-But what--?

Come.

-He will not elude me this time.

DAPHNE:
Who?

The werewolf.

-The werewolf?

-The werewolf?

Yes. I think he is this way.

-Let's get out of here, Scoob.

-Okay.

(BABOON GRUNTS)

(SHAGGY YELLS)

Hey, it's a baboon.

BABOON:

Hmm.

Ah.

(CHUCKLES)

(BABBLES)

(BABBLES)

Let me try.

(MIMICS APE GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(SNORTS)

(SNORTS)

(CHUCKLES)

Ha!

(SHIEKING)

Sorry, baboon dude.

I didn't mean to scare you.

(WEREWOLF GROWLING)

You again? It's just that--

(BOTH YELL)

(BOTH WIMPERING)

SHAGGY:

Werewolf!

(BOTH WHIMPER)

-There's nothing there.

-Yeah, guys, there's nothing--

-Nothing? Oh, heh. That's a relief.

-Yeah.

If it was right behind us,

you'd say something, right?

I don't wanna look.

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