Beverly Hillbillies Page #3

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the other's for going down.

Oh.

What a purdy critter!

Hello, police? This is Miss Jane Hathaway.

I wish to report the unlawful entry

of armed and dangerous hooligans

at the Clampett estate, 518 Crestview Drive.

I need you here Code Three

and I will be timing you.

I think you got you a new friend, Duke.

Cease and desist. Everyone.

If I were you, sir,

I would yield, submit and capitulate.

What are you desperadoes doing here?

- Well, it's a mighty long story.

- But he don't mind telling it.

- Pa was a-hunting one day with old Duke.

- And Duke spotted this big old jack rabbit.

So I throws up my gun and I takes my aim...

- Don't shoot!

- Pardon, ma'am?

(Hathaway) Two minutes and 46 seconds.

Attention inside! You're surrounded.

Drop your weapons and file out one at a time.

Don't shoot! They've taken me hostage.

Attention inside. Drop your weapons

and file out one at a time.

- This is the Beverly Hills Police Department.

- Told you this weren't no house.

You heard him. It's the police department.

This is your last warning.

All right, fire one in!

Look. They's a-playing kick-the-can.

I knew we shouldn't have never left home.

I knew it, I knew it!

- Right this way. We've ID'd them all.

- Excellent.

We want the wheels ofjustice to spin quickly.

These criminals must be incarcerated

before our client finds out what happened.

Exactly.

The reputation of Milburn Drysdale

is at stake.

Would everyone turn to the right, please?

Pathetic.

We have, starting on the left,

a Jedediah Clampett.

Then, next to him, his daughter Elly May.

And a Daisy May Moses, AKA Granny.

And a nephew, Jethro Bodine.

And some woman

involved in a drive-by slapping.

Oh, Chief! Chief, are you OK?

Chief, quickly.

Say something, say something!

You're fired!

Mr Clampett, sir. I am deeply sorry

for any embarrassment

my former assistant might have caused you.

Yes, sir. I humbly apologise

for my egregious error.

It will never happen again,

as I am no longer in the employ of the bank.

Chief, Mr Drysdale,

I will clean out my desk at once.

Oh, dear. Please, don't trouble yourselves.

Please, gentlemen. Thank you.

Don't trouble yourselves.

Thank you so much.

So, then, everything is fine?

Mr Clampett, please don't take

your money from my bank.

I'll do anything you want.

I'll contribute to charities, anything.

I'll eat mud.

That won't be necessary.

All I want is for this here lady

to watch over my affairs.

Me? You want me?

I reckon you done what you done

cos you didn't know we was who we was.

If we hadn't have been who we was,

we'd have still been much obliged

for you doing what you done.

Mr Clampett, I will work very hard for you.

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