Beverly Hillbillies Page #4

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I trust you will.

Is that all right with you, Mr Drysdale?

That's exactly what I'd do in your situation.

So we got ourselves a deal.

Absolutely.

To show there's no hard feelings, we'd like

to invite your family to Sunday supper.

- Thank you. We'll be there.

- I can swap recipes with your wife.

She'd love that.

In you go.

What are you doing?

We're just paying our respects.

Oh, no. This is a limousine.

You'll be going home in this.

So you take this

and I'll follow you in my Rolls-Royce.

- There you go.

- Is that your car?

- Yes, it is.

- Ain't that fancy?

Can I drive it?

You, drive my $180,000 Rolls-Royce?

Of course you can, son.

I think that's a great idea.

Hot dog!

(# "If You've Got the Money I've Got the Time"

by Ricky Van Shelton)

Howdy!

This is exciting.

Elly May Clampett, sit down!

- (phone rings)

- Oh, excuse me.

Hello?

Let Mr Clampett know that the full weight

of the bank is ready to help him.

Yes, Chief.

She thinks she's talking to somebody.

Ain't even a cord there.

Real estate, bonds, securities,

whatever it is he wants, it's his.

Mr Drysdale wants you to know that the bank

is ready to help in any way that it can.

There's one reason and one reason only

I moved out here.

- I'm looking to get hitched.

- Chief, he says he wants to get hitched.

- Hitched?

- Married.

- Married?

- Chief, that's what I said.

Miss Hathaway, if Clampett wants a wife,

tell him that you will personally find him one.

Chief, capable as I may be,

matrimonial brokering is...

Is now one of your specialties.

Congratulations, and good luck.

Yes, sir. Oh, dear. No problem.

Mr Clampett, just exactly

what are you looking for in a fiance?

A fiance?

Fiance is French

for the person you intend to marry.

I'm looking for a refined lady

to help me raise my daughter Elly May.

Aw, Pa, I'm already raised up.

- And refined.

- Don't spit from a movin' vehicle.

Wait till it stops.

(Granny) Jethro, save some for our guests.

Here you go, Uncle Jed.

(barking)

I think old Duke is sweet on your critter.

She's not a critter.

She's a champion French barbone.

And her purebred puppies

are going to be worth $3,000 each.

Son, what do you do?

Don't know. What do you do?

- I'm just president of a bank.

- Wow.

- Uncle Jed, can I be a president, too?

- Now, Jethro.

That's a mighty disrespectful thing

to say to Mr Drysdale.

No.

Ask him if you can be vice president.

- Vice president?

- Uh-huh.

Vice president, mm-hm. I think so.

We can always use another good man.

I'm gonna get me a fancy office

and a purdy secretary.

(door bell)

There's them bells again.

Jethro, I bet you there's somebody

standing at that front door right now.

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